Groucho Marx, guitarist
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“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
- Groucho Marx
“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”
- Groucho Marx
“A man is as young as the woman he feels.”
- Groucho Marx
“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”
- Groucho Marx
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!”
- Groucho Marx
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
- Groucho Marx
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
- Groucho Marx
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
- Groucho Marx
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
- Groucho Marx
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
- Groucho Marx
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforce
- Groucho Marx
“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”
- Groucho Marx
“A man is as young as the woman he feels.”
- Groucho Marx
“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”
- Groucho Marx
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!”
- Groucho Marx
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
- Groucho Marx
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
- Groucho Marx
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
- Groucho Marx
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
- Groucho Marx
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
- Groucho Marx
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforce