Because I can't be in more than one place at a time, I might consider franchising this act. I'll go ahead and put Tony Prior down for the Charlotte area because he's already shown some interest. No real training required, just some specs on the equipment you'll need, suggestions on the material, and the rights to tell everyone that we're buddies on a first name basis. You'll need to get with my chief financial officer, Bama Charlie, on this, but I expect the franchise fee to be in the mid six figures plus 20% of the revenue. It should pay for itself in three to six months. There's a few commerical rules, No recorded performances, CD's DVD, etc... it's only allowed to be witnessed live. I'll specify what strings you are required to use on your autoharp, not that it's important, but I have keep some control.... but you never have to change them, just replace if one breaks. No overalls, cowboy hats, boots, tee shirts, or belt buckles larger than a saucer. Tatoos are encouraged, the more exotic the better. I'll specify the dress code later. I plan to work with Victoria's Secret on a unisex line of clothing. Conduct rules - If someone does offer any criticism about your show, or opinion of your performance, you are to thank them, be professional, respect their viewpoint, and say no more. We don't want our Pro status to be an ego food. You can always learn something from another player, if nothing else, how not to play. We will do nothing but live performances, and we're not allowed to ever play anything the same way twice. This will eliminate the temptation of copy cats trying to bootleg our music.
There's lots more work to do, but it's an exciting road ahead, Hall Of Fame, annual and regional conventions, endorsements, fan clubs, etc....
Anyone interested should contact me or Bama Charlie. Bring your pocketbooks, we're not doing this for our health.
