Can the news get any worse?

Clyde Mattocks · Post by **Clyde Mattocks** » 12 Oct 2009 9:07 am

My servers homepage has a news column. For three days now the top item has been: OMG, Miley Cyrus has
deleted her twitter account to please her BF.

This could topple the whole economy and cause untold chaos, not to mention the ramifications for the steel guitar community. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING !!

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 12 Oct 2009 9:42 am

Stop !! She's Breaking my achy breaky heart !!

Clyde Mattocks · Post by **Clyde Mattocks** » 12 Oct 2009 12:01 pm

Oh, now a news flash! The #2 item on the page is that Billy Ray is urging Miley to return to twitter.
Maybe armed conflict can be avoided after all. OMG !!

Herb Steiner · Post by **Herb Steiner** » 12 Oct 2009 12:40 pm

It could always get worse - Miley could decide she's the next Taylor Swift and want to go *country,* though she prob'ly wouldn't like the cut in her wages.

James Cann · Post by **James Cann** » 12 Oct 2009 5:23 pm

You need another server, Clyde.

Clyde Mattocks · Post by **Clyde Mattocks** » 12 Oct 2009 6:52 pm

James, I tried to get my news from the tv tonight and I learned that Kate's credit card didn't work at
the gas station. What are we all going to do?

Alvin Blaine · Post by **Alvin Blaine** » 12 Oct 2009 8:37 pm

She even made a lame video about the whole thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tSOTQPUQoU

Does anyone else think this is just a publicity stunt?

Do you really go and publicly post that you want your "private life private"? I think keeping a low profile and not starting your own media frenzy would be a better way to achieve that goal.

David Mason · Post by **David Mason** » 13 Oct 2009 5:40 am

When you said "Miley Cyrus" I got confused for a second and thought you said "mucilage".

Fetid Mucus Slime is Spreading!

When you dig deep enough, EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED....

James Cann · Post by **James Cann** » 23 Oct 2009 8:51 pm

James, I tried to get my news from the tv tonight and I learned that Kate's credit card didn't work at the gas station. What are we all going to do?

Tell me about it! The quality of my state-of-the-art Motorola Razor phone is so bad I'm trying to get my Startac reactivated.

Tony Prior · Post by **Tony Prior** » 25 Oct 2009 1:58 am

I predicted this back in '65...