quirky country titles

Ron Victoria · Post by **Ron Victoria** » 27 Mar 2007 2:45 am

I happened to see that today is quirky country music song title's day. What do ya got?

Ron

Jack Stoner · Post by **Jack Stoner** » 27 Mar 2007 3:34 am

The song, written by Jimmy Peppers (BMI), "If I Can't Be Your Number One (Then Number Two On You)" has to be in the running.

Chris LeDrew · Post by **Chris LeDrew** » 27 Mar 2007 4:53 am

"Better call the colonel 'cause she's finger-lickin' good."

I'm not sure if that's the title or not, but it sure sticks out to me from the one and only time I heard it on New Country radio about 5-6 years ago. I think this lyric reaches a brand new low.

Steinar Gregertsen · Post by **Steinar Gregertsen** » 27 Mar 2007 6:38 am

"I Married Her Because She Looks Like You" and other gems by Lyle Lovett..

Steinar

Charles Davidson · Post by **Charles Davidson** » 27 Mar 2007 12:27 pm

How can I get over you,when your allways under him?

Bill Simmons · Post by **Bill Simmons** » 27 Mar 2007 2:25 pm

1. "I've Been Ruth-less Since Ruth Walked Out on Me!"

2. "He's Got A Way With Women Cause He Just Got Away With Mine!"

3. "If I Told You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me!"

Ron Victoria · Post by **Ron Victoria** » 27 Mar 2007 2:57 pm

I love these titles!!! Any more?

Ron

Tim Harr · Post by **Tim Harr** » 27 Mar 2007 3:05 pm

"Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth , I am Kissing You Good Bye"

Chip Fossa · Post by **Chip Fossa** » 27 Mar 2007 3:27 pm

"How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away".

George Redmon · Post by **George Redmon** » 27 Mar 2007 3:43 pm

"I have tears in my ears while laying on my back in my bed while i cry over you"

Ray Minich · Post by **Ray Minich** » 27 Mar 2007 3:59 pm

Not country, but "You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw" was a neat album name from many years ago...

Steinar Gregertsen · Post by **Steinar Gregertsen** » 27 Mar 2007 5:00 pm

Not even a song title (could have been though) but this is one of the funniest introductions to a song I've ever heard: "Take out your false teeth mama, I wanna suck on your gums!" (J.Geils Band).

Steinar

Chuck Thompson · Post by **Chuck Thompson** » 27 Mar 2007 5:05 pm

"her heart belongs to jethro but her body to the world" "i can't afford to take off work to hunt you down to beat you up"

ebb · Post by **ebb** » 27 Mar 2007 5:21 pm

im a people
george jones

Bobby Caldwell · Post by **Bobby Caldwell** » 27 Mar 2007 5:37 pm

Jimmy Peppers also wrote--- "I'm Losing you by fractions, one fifth at a time". Great huh. Bobby

Ken Lang · Post by **Ken Lang** » 27 Mar 2007 5:47 pm

"I went home with a ten at 2 and woke up at 10 with a 2."

Jack Stoner · Post by **Jack Stoner** » 28 Mar 2007 3:53 am

Peppers also wrote "Tonight I Just Don't Give A Damn" (for George Jones).

Don Sulesky · Post by **Don Sulesky** » 28 Mar 2007 5:57 am

I wrote.
"You can't tell the depth of the well by the handle on the pump"
Don

Geoff Barnes · Post by **Geoff Barnes** » 28 Mar 2007 3:08 pm

1, Pardon me I’ve got someone to kill
2, Drop kick me Jesus (through the goalposts of life)
3, Plastic Jesus (riding on the dashboard of my car)
4, There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes
5, Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
6, Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
7, I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8, I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
9, I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
10, If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
11, Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
12, She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
13, You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Papa Joe Pollick · Post by **Papa Joe Pollick** » 28 Mar 2007 3:37 pm

You,you ewe..Homer and Jethro..think it had something to do with a farm boys love life,dunno.

Chip Fossa · Post by **Chip Fossa** » 28 Mar 2007 4:28 pm

"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone".

erik · Post by **erik** » 28 Mar 2007 4:45 pm

Larry Miller · Post by **Larry Miller** » 28 Mar 2007 4:59 pm

I'd Like To Check You For Ticks

Cal Sharp · Post by **Cal Sharp** » 29 Mar 2007 5:07 am

There was a song on the jukebox at Deemen's Den in Nashville called "If You See Kay". (Get it?)
Another one, yet to be written, is entitled "I Miss You Every Day, But My Aim Is Gittin' Better".
And then there's the Bobby Hardin composition, "I'm Gonna Put A Bar In My Car And Drive Myself To Drink", and "When It's 2 Below in Tupelo" by LaDonna Capps.

C#

www.calsharp.com

Gary C. Dygert · Post by **Gary C. Dygert** » 29 Mar 2007 6:31 am

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chewed My Ass All Day.