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Tony Prior · Post by **Tony Prior** » 13 May 2004 3:23 am

WOW ! Beef Jerky and a slice of Cheese in the middle of the night !

I don't think thats part of the Corti Slim program !

Forget about Ashley.. what I really want to know is ..what flavor Beef Jerky and what kind of Cheese ? And, can I have a Beer to go with the Beef Jerky and Cheese ?

These are very important things for us men..

These are things that can make anyone happy !

Tommy sleeps on Laura Ashley sheets ? Now thats first class..but I'm not suprised, he's always been top shelf in my book anyway..

t

oh wait..I just gotta ask..

Is Cletus T. Judd her father, brother or son ? And he needs Corti Slim too!

ok thats enough..back to compensated tuning for the E9th..
[This message was edited by Tony Prior on 13 May 2004 at 04:29 AM.]

Stephen Gambrell · Post by **Stephen Gambrell** » 13 May 2004 9:40 am

HOW COME WYNONNA DON'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO GET HERSELF NEKKID IN NONE OF HER VIDEOS, LIKE ASHLEY DOES IN THEM MOVIES????

Herb Steiner · Post by **Herb Steiner** » 13 May 2004 9:59 am

HOW COME WYNONNA DON'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO GET HERSELF NEKKID IN NONE OF HER VIDEOS

Probably because if she did, her videos would switch from CMT to Animal Planet.

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Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 13 May 2004 11:16 am

Herb, you just made my day. Can't stop laughing.

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Rick McDuffie · Post by **Rick McDuffie** » 14 May 2004 4:32 pm

Fred Jack · Post by **Fred Jack** » 15 May 2004 4:35 am

3-4 years ago I purchased a 52 Ford pickup that was driven by Ashley in a movie called The Locusts. The truck was driven by Ashley in the movie and there was a love (?) scene in the back of that old Ford,between Ashley and some dude, and I had to have the truck.I don't think I even saw the guy.However it is for sale today.The truck that is.You interested in it Richard? Regards,Fred

Bob Blair · Post by **Bob Blair** » 15 May 2004 7:28 am

Nope Tony, the beer's not part of the diet. But drop the carbs and do your snacking on beef jerky, and the pounds will drop off you. Made my tailor very happy!

Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 15 May 2004 11:24 am

Fred, only if Ashley is included.

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Jennings Ward · Post by **Jennings Ward** » 17 May 2004 10:22 am

Herb, I knew you had it in you, do you get milk and cheese with it? Poor LITTLE "y" being picked on. If Mama would have learned to tell the truith when she was young, a lot of provlems could have been avoided.. "OLD TOO SOON, SMART TOO LATE" BUT I guess it helps to sell cd's....Thanks Herb.....jennings

Bill Cook · Post by **Bill Cook** » 18 May 2004 10:53 am

"ANIMAL PLANET" WHOW - WOOOOOOH -

Kinda rough on the help!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with Tony Great publicily to kick-start career back to the limelight. I think most of us could give a Rats Butt about her personal life. When she went Solo, She left Country Music in my opinion. Talent though - She does have. Just my 2 cents worth.

Les Pierce · Post by **Les Pierce** » 18 May 2004 1:41 pm

Carl,

I don't believe you're wired for 240, either.

Maybe you could shoot for 480. Believe me, that's pretty hot stuff!

Les

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b0b · Post by **b0b** » 18 May 2004 1:46 pm

Too far off topic. Closed.