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Tony Prior · Post by **Tony Prior** » 16 Mar 2005 10:39 am

Wayne, in another thread you were "pretty sure" the "hands" were not yours, when will you be 100% "sure" ?<font size="1" color="#8e236b"><p align="center">[This message was edited by Tony Prior on 16 March 2005 at 10:41 AM.]</p></FONT>

Wayne Baker · Post by **Wayne Baker** » 16 Mar 2005 10:41 am

James: If Michael Jackson were a steel player he couldn't comment on the Mooney tuning due to the gag order.
Jerry: Everything on the Paul Franklin Xmas cd and Bobbe Seymour's Rocky top. Anything Emmons. I do have my pilot's lisence, but am not multi-engine rated. Yes, I received the strings a couple days ago and thanks, I'm glad you are enjoying the tread.
Lee: Mooney the steel player or Mr/ Mooney from "I Love Lucy?"
Archie: Where you last left them.
Don: Both.
Larry: Most turtles are bound by contractual agreement to only play Emmons steels.
Bobby: Neck sweaters are out this year.
Bobby: steel is in the forefront. I don't buy a cd unless it has great steel on it. It wasn't your tone. It was only business. I like old banjo breaks on steel.
Rich: Emmons
Lee: Since gravity is a force of attraction that exists between any two masses, any two bodies, or any two particles, Up is directly proportionate to down.
Frank: He digs it. Sierra. Yes.

More later,

Wayne Baker

Bobbe Seymour · Post by **Bobbe Seymour** » 16 Mar 2005 10:47 am

My TV antenna, on my roof, fell in love with the neighbor's antenna and they got married. The marriage was lousy but the "reception" was great.

What should I do when they propagate?
Thank you Wayne,

Lem Smith · Post by **Lem Smith** » 16 Mar 2005 11:04 am

Wayne, what are the next guaranteed winning lottery numbers? Need the money to get that next pedal steel, doncha know!

L.

Frank Parish · Post by **Frank Parish** » 16 Mar 2005 12:14 pm

If my cable system and the neighbors satelite system do the wild thang while I'm watching Moon wear out Rainy Day Woman does that make it kinky for all of us or just Moon? Will it change his tone?

Will anything?

Lloyd Karenke · Post by **Lloyd Karenke** » 16 Mar 2005 12:56 pm

Had something to ask you but can't remember what it was...do you remember?
Lloyd

Fred Jack · Post by **Fred Jack** » 16 Mar 2005 1:06 pm

Poor ol Mr Moon, through all of this he is at home,minding his own business,unaware of all this uuhh, foolishness going on.I must print and send. (ha-ha)He'll get a kick out of it! Fred

Craig A Davidson · Post by **Craig A Davidson** » 16 Mar 2005 2:06 pm

If Bobbe Seymour lives in Tennessee and Bobby Bowman lives in Texas, true or false what color is an orange?

Bob Baringer · Post by **Bob Baringer** » 16 Mar 2005 2:48 pm

I wuz always told Black Box turtles played green Sho Bud's musta been Miss Informed?

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 16 Mar 2005 3:38 pm

Wayne: Do you think Ralph Mooney could teach
Michael Jackson some fancy foot work on pedal steel? Using the Mooney Tunning of course??

Ken Prutzman · Post by **Ken Prutzman** » 16 Mar 2005 3:40 pm

Mr. Baker,
I am a HUGE fan of yours ever since this post started. My question is....
If I put the Mooney set up on the back neck of my Mullen will I be able to play the "I Love Lucy" theme song? Will Michael Jackson or the turtles under contractual agreement with Emmons mind if I change the back neck? And will this change Mr. Mooney's tone?

Thank You in advance,
Ken Prutzman

Archie Nicol R.I.P. · Post by **Archie Nicol R.I.P.** » 16 Mar 2005 4:10 pm

Thanks, Wayne. Now, where did I leave the car?

Lonnie Portwood · Post by **Lonnie Portwood** » 16 Mar 2005 7:10 pm

Bobbe, I would definitely close the curtains,myself! yes I would! Lonnie

Bobbe Seymour · Post by **Bobbe Seymour** » 16 Mar 2005 8:48 pm

Lonnie, the curtains are as closed as my mind!

Your buddy,

Bobbe Seymour · Post by **Bobbe Seymour** » 16 Mar 2005 8:50 pm

Wayne, this is a great thread!

The bobster,

Jerry Roller · Post by **Jerry Roller** » 16 Mar 2005 9:05 pm

Wayne, as a friend I must ask you, is this some sort of money making scheme or scam that you have concockted? If so is Seymour in on it? Wayne, how do you spell concockted? Oh, one more question, how many more posts after this one will there be before Mr. b0b pulls the plug?
Jerry

Frank Parish · Post by **Frank Parish** » 16 Mar 2005 9:16 pm

Wayne,
Now that Robert Blake beat the rap, do you think that makes MJ's chances any better since Moon cut all them cool tunes in California?

Kevin Mincke · Post by **Kevin Mincke** » 17 Mar 2005 12:08 am

Uh......Wayne? "Are you from this area or locally"

Mike Taylor · Post by **Mike Taylor** » 17 Mar 2005 12:37 am

Wayne..

My question is; when are they letting you off that island?? Or better put, when are you escaping??

Good luck
Mike Taylor

Lem Smith · Post by **Lem Smith** » 17 Mar 2005 6:56 am

Since we're borrowing ideas from Buddy, that reminds me...like Buddy, I too had my phone number changed. Call me, and I'll give you the new number.

Now for the question. Do red guitars really let you play faster, even if they don't sound as good as the black ones?

Bobby Boggs · Post by **Bobby Boggs** » 17 Mar 2005 7:40 am

Wayne:
Do you think the Forum should allow only Steelers with good typing and grammer skills to participate??...........bb

Larry Strawn · Post by **Larry Strawn** » 17 Mar 2005 3:36 pm

Uh Wayne??
If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, and if he's not under any contractuall agreements, would he play an Emmons, or a "Bud"??
Larry

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Emmons S/D-10, 3/4, Sessions 400 Ltd. Home Grown E/F Rack
"ROCKIN COUNTRY"

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 17 Mar 2005 3:48 pm

Has Bobbe Seymour been doing a little window peeping from his roof top???

Farris Currie · Post by **Farris Currie** » 17 Mar 2005 5:27 pm

and hell, they thought my possum subject was bad!!!!

Eric West · Post by **Eric West** » 17 Mar 2005 8:33 pm

Wayne:

I have a few questions.

If a person got a sex change, and then after a lot of reflection decided to get it undone, and then decided to become gay, what would he or she be gay from?

What if you were in Nashville and heard one player tell you that the guy you could hear in the club two doors down from where you were standing in the doorway, wasn't worth a crap, and you could hear him blowing the doors off the guy that was laying this crap on you?

Would you politely nod and say "far out", and go back down the street and put 75 cents in the better players' tip jar out of guilt, or would it be encouraging panhandling?

What if you met a woman that you wanted to ditch your mean live-in ex-wife for, but you knew that if you didn't ditch her like the couple times before, that the new one's kids, both marines, would beat the crap out of you?

This is great.

Now for some answers..

EJL