Red Neck Steel Guitar Player

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 16 Mar 2005 1:51 pm

What are some things Jeff Foxworthy might say about a Red Neck Steel Guitar Player?
Now lets have some fun.
Go for it.....

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 16 Mar 2005 3:44 pm

This may need to be in the Humor section.
Sorry.

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 16 Mar 2005 4:16 pm

You might be a red neck if the foot pedals on your steel is shaped like a bare foot.

David Wren · Post by **David Wren** » 16 Mar 2005 4:18 pm

You may be a redneck pedal steel player if: you leave your G# string on when changin' strings on your E9th (heck, it only busted 3 weeks ago!).

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Grant Johnson · Post by **Grant Johnson** » 16 Mar 2005 4:26 pm

I am a barefoot pedal steel player who would Love barefoot shaped pedals! I also drive a Ford F-150. I guess I listen to my "inner redneck" a bit too much!

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 16 Mar 2005 5:40 pm

You might be a red neck if you use a antique
milk can for a pac a seat.

Dave Van Allen · Post by **Dave Van Allen** » 16 Mar 2005 6:38 pm

you might be a redneck steel player if you have one of these on your pickup truck's rear window...[This message was edited by Dave Van Allen on 16 March 2005 at 06:38 PM.]

Ken Lang · Post by **Ken Lang** » 16 Mar 2005 6:43 pm

If you use that contraption in the garage as a cheese slicer, you just might be a redneck.

If your cousins girlfriend's son jams on the pedals like it's a race car, you might be a redneck family.

If your wife asks when you're gonna learn to play that thing and make some money so we can buy new wheels for our house, she might be a redneck with a clue.

And if you dust it off and learn to play it, you'll be a happy redneck, for sure.

Jennings Ward · Post by **Jennings Ward** » 16 Mar 2005 7:18 pm

YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF YOU CARRY YOUR PICKS AND BAR IN A POSSUM POUCH.......JENNINGS.
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK STEEL PLAYER IF YOU LIKE POSSUM.....
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK STEEL PLAYER IF YOU LIKE GIRLS THAT LIKE POSSUM.....
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK STEEL PLAYER IF YOU GREASE AND SHINE YOUR STEEL WITH POSSUM FAT...

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Robby Springfield · Post by **Robby Springfield** » 16 Mar 2005 7:24 pm

You might be a redneck if the rag you use to wipe your steel strings still has oil on it from changing the oil in your F-150.[This message was edited by Robby Springfield on 16 March 2005 at 07:25 PM.]

Bobby Boggs · Post by **Bobby Boggs** » 16 Mar 2005 7:31 pm

You might be a redneck if your guitar cost more than your ride. car-truck

Grant Johnson · Post by **Grant Johnson** » 16 Mar 2005 9:38 pm

Oh heck, I'm a redneck!

David Cobb · Post by **David Cobb** » 16 Mar 2005 10:00 pm

If you have more old steels on your front porch than worn-out appliances....you might be a redneck steel player.

If the top of your pac-a-seat is upholstered in possum hide....you might be a redneck steel player.

If you have a Skoal spit cup mounted on the back right leg of your steel....you might be a redneck steel player.

If your bumper sticker says, "If Jeff Davis Was Alive, He'd Play a Zum"....you might be a redneck steel player.

If you've just recorded your self-titled steel album and you've released it on 8-track....you might be a redneck steel player.

Mike Taylor · Post by **Mike Taylor** » 17 Mar 2005 12:40 am

Bobby.. you're cutting pretty close to home there!!!

You might be a Red Neck steeler if both you house and your cars are up on blocks; but you have wheels on your Amp and Guitar case..

mike

Bob Carlucci · Post by **Bob Carlucci** » 17 Mar 2005 4:18 am

If your steel guitar is looks EXACTLY like Dale Earnhard's #3.. YOU might be a redneck!

If toe jam is covering up the grooves in your pedals, You might be a redneck!

If you scrape the rust off your strings with a Snap On air hammer, YOU might be a red neck!

If you are in tune with the coyote howls echoing down the valley YOU might be a redneck!

If your steel guitar,socks, underwear,and jock cup share ANY attributes in common ,YOU might be a redneck!

If your steel guitar doubles as a breakfast table for the young uns', YOU might be a redneck

If your steel has new strings,and the kids have old shoes,YOU might be a redneck!!!

bob

autry andress · Post by **autry andress** » 17 Mar 2005 4:52 am

If you have a splice in your broken G# string you might be a red neck.

If you use a steel pipe for your tone bar
you might be a red neck.

If you thought Henry J. Ford built the first
pick up for the steel you might be a red neck.
Thanks guys keep'm commin[This message was edited by autry andress on 17 March 2005 at 04:53 AM.]

John Daugherty · Post by **John Daugherty** » 17 Mar 2005 5:27 am

"IF YOUR PICKS ARE IN A BULL DURHAM BAG, HANGING FROM KEY #6"

"IF THE BEER-CAN YOU USE FOR A STEEL BAR,IS HALF FULL"

Bob Carlucci · Post by **Bob Carlucci** » 17 Mar 2005 5:54 am

If you use the hook end of the pedal rods to unclog the toilet,YOU might be a redneck!

If your steel guitar legs double as a jack handle YOU might be a redneck

If you thought Push/Pull was a romantic encounter YOU might be a redneck

If you thought "pedal action" was the name of the newest ESPN Nascar TV show YOU might be a redneck

If your dog is chained to your steel guitar, YOU might be a redneck!

If your steel guitar cover has "Motel 6" printed on it YOU might be a redneck

If the "beer can rings" are deeper than the "bar dings" YOU might be a redneck

If your teeth are further apart than your steel strings, YOU might be a redneck!

If you found your missing beef jerky in the changer cutout YOU might be a redneck....

If the perfectly sliced balony in the kids lunchbox is the same brand as that on your pedal steel strings, YOU might be a redneck

If your last 3 kids were conceived on a D 10 YOU might be a redneck!!...

If the gunk that was gumming up your changer was 99% RED MAN YOU might be a redneck...

I got a million of em' bob
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Howard Tate · Post by **Howard Tate** » 17 Mar 2005 6:19 am

My Chevy cost more then my house and five acres, I guess I'm a redneck. The house does look better since we cut the tongue off of it.

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Mike Cass · Post by **Mike Cass** » 17 Mar 2005 6:59 am

If your horn is completely covered with sponsor stickers, you might be a redneck steel player.......

If you've ever used old .070w's to re-attach the front bumper of your car after a little fender-bender, you might be a redneck steel player.....

If you put your amp on standby and head for the bar when your singer performs any tunes that dont feature the 4/4 shuffle, you might be a redneck steel player.......

If youre still whining about Ray Price
going "pop" in the late 60's, you might be a redneck steel player......

[This message was edited by Mike Cass on 17 March 2005 at 07:02 AM.]

Lem Smith · Post by **Lem Smith** » 17 Mar 2005 7:24 am

If you've ever put your steel up on the rack to change the oil in the changer, you might be a redneck steeler.

If you spend more money & time on the finish of your steel than on your automobile, you might be a redneck steeler.

If you've ever made your wife/girlfriend ride in the back of the pickup in the rain, while your steel rode up front with you, you might be a redneck steeler.

If you get your steel lacquered in the same body shop you get your car painted in, you might be a redneck steeler.

If the family vacation is only going to St. Louis EVERY labor day weekend, you might be a redneck steeler.

If someone mentions a "Buddy Bar" and you think of what Mr. Emmons uses to play steel, instead of a snack, you might be a redneck steeler.

If your tractor has an "I'd rather be steelin'" bumper sticker, you might be a redneck steeler.

If you think a BMW is a steel that Zane built, you might be a redneck steeler.

Lem

Frank Estes · Post by **Frank Estes** » 17 Mar 2005 7:46 am

If you think a copedent is a blemish on your guitar...

If you think gauged rollers is what your wife uses to curl her hair...

If you think that cabinet drop is like furniture drop: where your chest dropped into your drawers...

If you think that BCT is a drug...

If you think a changer finger is something you can order in a restaurant...

If you think a compensator is the one who pays you for the job...

If you think that split-tuning is when you tune only 5 of the strings...

If you think that "Mode" is a dessert that includes ice cream...

If you think that working on scales means to clean fish...

If you think a relative minor is a neice or nephew...

Joe Miraglia · Post by **Joe Miraglia** » 17 Mar 2005 9:11 am

If you are a member of the STEEL GUITAR FORUM. Joe

Rick Schmidt · Post by **Rick Schmidt** » 17 Mar 2005 9:59 am

If you give up music "completely" to play the steel guitar.

Tim Bridges · Post by **Tim Bridges** » 17 Mar 2005 12:40 pm

You might be a redneck if you thought finger picks were used for nose pickin'...