Tim McGraw Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse Harris · Post by **Jesse Harris** » 28 Oct 2003 11:27 am

Man I saw him last night on the radio city music awards and all I can say is WOW how is it possible for someone who sucks so bad to have so much success(I know that sounds nieve because there has been many no talent successes but this guy is a friggin humdinger). The song, something like, I am a bad boy but a good man or something completely retarded like that, good god, at least the cheesy nasville guys usually have some decent writers who write perfect (if not annoying) hooks and melodies, but this was new heights for me and I had to say something.

Obviously this is just my opinion and I don't claim that my opinion is worth a damn anywhere else but my own mind, but i had to get a reality check here to make sure I did not accidentally smoke crack and not remember it.

Jesse

Kevin Hatton · Post by **Kevin Hatton** » 28 Oct 2003 1:10 pm

But Jesse, he sells so many units and Faith Hill is his mate. He MUST be fabulous!!!! They are sooooooo good looking!!! (Please ignore that man behind the booth, the wizard has spoken!).

Jesse Harris · Post by **Jesse Harris** » 28 Oct 2003 1:23 pm

I think the whole Faith Hill thing is the main reason for my bitterness. Sometimes I feel like I'm on crazy pills.

Derek Duplessie · Post by **Derek Duplessie** » 28 Oct 2003 1:49 pm

The thing is, he is by no means good looking!!!!!
He's bald man! -Derek

Steven Welborn · Post by **Steven Welborn** » 28 Oct 2003 2:24 pm

Does any remember the late Steve Allen remarking about our culture being gradually taken over by the "Vulgarians"? I think T.M. and ESPECIALLY that awful song is probably a shining example of what he was talking about.

Ray Montee (RIP) · Post by **Ray Montee (RIP)** » 28 Oct 2003 4:02 pm

These "look alike, sound alike" Nashville vocalists to this long time picker, can only be remembered for some of the things they say. For example: The tall dude with mustache; wears a long black trail rider coat like Clint Westwood did in one of his old movies......and his famous quote: "I'll stick the toe of my boot right up your aX#@ or somewhere, where the son will likely never shine for very long........." or words to that affect. Can't recall his name but I'd never purchase one of his crummy CD's.

David Wright · Post by **David Wright** » 28 Oct 2003 4:24 pm

Watch your mouth Derek !!!! Bald is NOT mean your not good looking...

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Eric West · Post by **Eric West** » 28 Oct 2003 4:53 pm

Yup..

Give me a knife wielding Johnny Bond or Jimmy Dean any day of the week...

I won't elaborate much, but a friend of mine who the BIGGEST recording company has managed for years and has 19 #1 country hits to his credit recently opted to "rebel" and do what he wanted to do "musically".

By the time they get done with him, he'll be doing safeway parking lot gigs if not sweeping them.

This in favor of bands that make their guitar and steel players "play down" to the gig, as well as being made to wear clothes that are worse looking than any they've ever worn in their careers...

Maybe it's the End of the World.

Push the Button, I say...

EJL

Donna Dodd · Post by **Donna Dodd** » 28 Oct 2003 5:31 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>The thing is, he is by no means good looking!!!!!
He's bald man! -Derek<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now, listen to me Guys - - - Bald is neither a positive or negative attribute. Bald is just Bald. Do you think God named the Bald Eagle after something with no significance? Help me out . . . on which day did God send the Bald Eagles a-blazing through the sky? Do we REALLY know that “bald” pertains to hair (or lack of)? Actually, Webster (who knew God personally – they shared a law practice, I think) defines it also as NAKED or NUDE; lacking covering. So what, exactly, is a man without hair really lacking? Yes, I have the answer. He is missing spending money on haircuts, shampoo (since LAVA soap will do just fine), combs, mirrors to check the back, gel, spray, conditioner. Sky’s the limit on this one. That’s it! “The sky is the limit on how much money one truly saves by having no hair.” Hence, the Bald Eagle.

Now, do we REALLY know where “Eagle” . . . Guys . . . Guys – you’re snoring.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Ken Lang · Post by **Ken Lang** » 28 Oct 2003 6:14 pm

I hear bald is beautiful. Guess that means I'm getting better lookin every year.

They say God numbers every hair on your head. I just wish he could count a little higher. [This message was edited by Ken Lang on 28 October 2003 at 06:22 PM.]

Jesse Harris · Post by **Jesse Harris** » 28 Oct 2003 6:25 pm

if your talking about that other bald guy who plays bakersfield style country music, no Im cool with that guy. In fact, one of my buddies wrote the single on his new record, and I especially like him for that.

Jesse Harris · Post by **Jesse Harris** » 28 Oct 2003 6:26 pm

ken i think i was replying while you were editing,
good joke though

Jim Cohen · Post by **Jim Cohen** » 28 Oct 2003 6:43 pm

The thing is, he is by no means good looking!!!!!He's bald man!

Derek, We need to have a little "chat" about something called "tact"

[This message was edited by Jim Cohen on 28 October 2003 at 06:47 PM.]

John McGann · Post by **John McGann** » 28 Oct 2003 7:26 pm

Bald means too much testostertone.

YOU WANNA STEP OUTSIDE?!?!?!?

Stephen Gambrell · Post by **Stephen Gambrell** » 28 Oct 2003 8:04 pm

Is Mike Perlowin bald?

Derek Duplessie · Post by **Derek Duplessie** » 28 Oct 2003 10:16 pm

Baldness is a sign of wisdom and knowledge.
Look at Ghandi! Look at Dwight Eisenhower!
That doesn't seem to apply to Tim McGraw, though. It's what's inside the head that counts!
-Derek

Mike Perlowin RIP · Post by **Mike Perlowin RIP** » 29 Oct 2003 12:01 am

God made only a few perfect heads. He put hair on the rest to cover up his mistakes.

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Donna Dodd · Post by **Donna Dodd** » 29 Oct 2003 2:03 am

Jim,
sort of looks like your head. Did the tatoos hurt?

Larry Robbins · Post by **Larry Robbins** » 29 Oct 2003 2:47 am

Thats not a bald spot its a solar panel
for my electric personality!!

Frank Parish · Post by **Frank Parish** » 29 Oct 2003 5:08 am

As my once bald boss said to me "Just because there's no leaves on the tree, doesn't mean the roots are dead".
For him to have such a successful career and Faith Hill I'd say he's the luckiest man on the planet!

Mike Weirauch · Post by **Mike Weirauch** » 29 Oct 2003 7:27 am

Do you think God named the Bald Eagle after something with no significance?

I believe he named it after seeing David Wright!

kyle reid · Post by **kyle reid** » 29 Oct 2003 7:31 am

Tim, Toby, & Kenny! Todays top 3 > Goes to show that most people like crap! Oh by the way, Kennys bald too!

Stephen Gambrell · Post by **Stephen Gambrell** » 29 Oct 2003 10:12 am

So Mike, you need a hat to go with those overdubs?(Hey, if it works for McGraw...)

Ray Jenkins · Post by **Ray Jenkins** » 29 Oct 2003 11:12 am

DAVID WRIGHT BALD!!!!!!? All this time I thought he took all his pictures wearing a crash helment.

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Bob Hoffnar · Post by **Bob Hoffnar** » 29 Oct 2003 11:42 am

This reminds me of a joke:

Question:
Why do old chinese men hate Tim McGraw ?

Ans:
Because Tim McGraw sucks !

Bob