Wynona Judd comments on "Murder"?

Tommy Minniear · Post by **Tommy Minniear** » 18 May 2000 7:18 pm

Sooooo.........., what did she say about "Murder On Music Row"?

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Joe Casey · Post by **Joe Casey** » 19 May 2000 3:31 am

Her Harley has two Captain Seats. Side by side. Her Leather coat was made by slaughtering a herd of cows and shes fugly.Of course this is being said by a man who turned down being on the cover of Playgirl.

Kathryn Sabey · Post by **Kathryn Sabey** » 19 May 2000 3:59 am

OK boys....Tell me how you really feel about overweight women.

Jack Stoner · Post by **Jack Stoner** » 19 May 2000 4:17 am

Some prefer "fluffy" women. It also has to do with age. At 62 I have found my criteria has changed considerably from what I had at 25 or even 40.... with breathing being the main criteria..

Mike Weirauch · Post by **Mike Weirauch** » 19 May 2000 5:53 am

I'm sure if Swynona was to read this thread, she would laugh her ass off. Of course that would take her 3 years, 2 months and 16 days to do so!

Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 19 May 2000 6:30 am

You guys kill me. Can't stop laughing.

Kathryn, it's not her weight that bothers me. My wife is no slim lady. It's more in the way she presents herself.

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Bobby Lee · Post by **Bobby Lee** » 19 May 2000 10:06 am

Many of the wrold's greatest singers are "overweight". Ella and Aretha come to mind immediately. While Wynonna isn't quite in that league, she is a good singer, in my opinion.

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Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 19 May 2000 2:41 pm

Yes Les, that would be me. You've been peeking again

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Mike Weirauch · Post by **Mike Weirauch** » 19 May 2000 2:52 pm

Be honest, how many posters to this forum have to go on "instrument flight rules" to haul out Mr. Happy for a trip to the john because the ol' beer gut keeps you from gazing down on your best friend?

And Tinsman and Abend think they can out do you? Not in this lifetime!

BTW through vigorous exercise, proper dieting and good clean living, I have been able to maintain my streamlined physique............... ............................................ .........................................and I am lying through my teeth too!

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Donny Hinson · Post by **Donny Hinson** » 19 May 2000 3:11 pm

I think the three standard rules go something like this (No, I didn't make these rules! And yes, they apply to women AND men!)

1. You can be "sexy", or...
2. You can be "fat"
3. But you CAN'T be both at the same time! (no use even tryin')

Bobby Lee · Post by **Bobby Lee** » 19 May 2000 5:17 pm

Wrong, Donny. Some of us find skinny women very un-sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Herb Steiner · Post by **Herb Steiner** » 19 May 2000 6:03 pm

I shouldn't have dissed Wynonna, but those were the two best fat jokes I have. Actually I'm 30-35 lbs. overweight myself.

I knew it was time to lose weight when I got on a crowded elevator, and I was the only person in there.

Then I heard the Steel Guitar Trivia Question: Who weighs more... Herb Steiner or Santo and Johnny?

I'm now on a diet. Actually, I'm on two diets... I can't get enough to eat with one.

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Terry Edwards · Post by **Terry Edwards** » 19 May 2000 7:21 pm

IMHO there are no ugly, fat women.

Some are just barely beautiful !

Terry

Robbie Bossert · Post by **Robbie Bossert** » 19 May 2000 10:35 pm

It's not even the fact that she's a fat pig. They're are a lot of fat people in the world. But, her attiude is for sh$t! She thinks that she's Gods gift to man. Or, at least comes off that way. Have you ever seen this tank on a talk show? What a wise ass!

Her sister is a knockout but seems to have that family trait of snobishness. Who cares. I never liked their music anyway.

Kenny Dail · Post by **Kenny Dail** » 20 May 2000 6:46 am

In all honesty, I find BBWs and Pleasingly Plumpers very sexy and attractive, and I have been known to get "Lost in the Feeling"

. Most of the centerfold type glamour queens are so damn self centered that a good relationship would be hard to maintain. Give me a sexy "Phat Gal", and I'll have a good time.

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Kenny Dail · Post by **Kenny Dail** » 20 May 2000 6:49 am

BTW, what did she say about "Murder....."?

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Jeff Coffell · Post by **Jeff Coffell** » 20 May 2000 7:04 am

Wonder what tent maker made her outfits on the last country music award show?

Jeff

Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 20 May 2000 7:28 am

I guess I'm done here. Could someone pass the pork roast.

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Theresa Galbraith · Post by **Theresa Galbraith** » 20 May 2000 7:33 am

Yes, by the way what was the ?
Theresa

Fred Murphy · Post by **Fred Murphy** » 20 May 2000 10:04 am

As one of my co-workers once said, there are no ugly women,but she is just barely purty. He also said fat people don't make love, they just spawn.

Earl Erb · Post by **Earl Erb** » 20 May 2000 11:32 am

Jeff...to answer your question,it was Omar the Tent Maker...and I'm still waiting to hear what she said about "Murder"

Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 20 May 2000 12:41 pm

I guess I'm still hungry. Naomi is a sweetheart.

I believe Murder is what she does to MOST songs she sings.

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Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 20 May 2000 12:43 pm

Gosh, will somebody send me some Prozac, Heroin, Cyanide or something. I can't take it any more. HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

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[This message was edited by Richard Sinkler on 20 May 2000 at 01:44 PM.]