Anyway, lately when I turn it on it complains that the clock needs to be set. Sort of a nuisance. So I figure I'll replace the battery and all will be good. I bought a battery on the internet and installed it. Turned the computer back on. It sounds like it's booting but no video. I open the panel and there's a red light blinking on one of the memory cards. I put the old battery back in. Still no joy.

I'm not a hardware guy, so I make appointment at the Apple store in Santa Rosa (30 miles away). The lady there tries to scan the serial number and that doesn't work, so she has to type it in manually. Turns out the machine was built in 2006! She says "we don't service anything more than 8 years old."

She gives me the number of a Mac certified repair shop in town, and I haul the thing over there. It's a little one-man store, run by a very nice young man. He says he has to go pick up his kid at school, gives me a receipt for the machine and a promise to do his best.
So I'm sweating it out for the next 24 hours. I'm in the middle of an album project, and without the Mac I can't make CDs of last night's session for my bandmates. Finally this afternoon he calls. Says he reseated the video and memory cards and all is well. Except for the clock - he doesn't stock that battery. He charges me his 1-hour minimum.

I do my home office computing on an iMac that I bought last year. It has all the latest software and OS. It's always updating itself from the internet. And it is very slow. The 2006 Mac Pro in the garage responds faster than any computer I've ever owned. In my opinion, our computers are getting slower with each generation. Their makers are bogging them down with all sorts of bloated software that most people don't want or need.
As someone who once wrote color graphic design software in 64k of RAM, I find the current crop of software offensive. The specs of today's hardware are incredible, but the real world response is not much better than it was 30 years ago. Makes me want to puke.
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