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Sex scandal rocks the HSGA!

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I knew that would grab your attention. :lol:

Did you send in your registration form yet?

Really folks, if you are planning on attending HSGA Joliet 2009 PLEASE send in your reg forms ASAP. The Joliet coordinators need at least a ballpark head count so they can tell the caterers how much poi to pound.

Don't forget - JOHN ELY is the guest of honor this year. He'll play a set each day of the show and he is required by law to remain on-site at the Holiday Inn for the entire three days. This is your chance to pick his brain with your steel questions.

HSGA Joliet Convention Oct 8-10, 2009
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That was cheap, Gerald, but effective :lol:
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Yeah GB, that did grab me, but I'm not telling where.
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Well, I certainly didn't look at this thread...
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What, someone got leis'd?
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like any COMICON, TREK or other joining of subject specific geek convention..ain't no sex goin on there lol
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geek convention..ain't no sex goin on there
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What have got here ?

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:whoa:
Now what do we have here? A couple smart as--s ?
Don't know who you are but stick around,----your day is coming ! :\
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Don't let the gray hair fool you AJ.
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Gerald Ross wrote:Don't let the gray hair fool you AJ.
Well then for you sex maniac steelers

The HSGA survival kit:
HERE http://www.justformen.com/home.asp


HERE http://www.cialis.com/index.jsp


and HERE
http://www.thetriathletestore.com/image ... EME5oz.jpg

you'll need the last one for recovery

hehehe ;)
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Re: What have got here ?

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Wally Pfeifer wrote::whoa:
Now what do we have here? A couple smart as--s ?
Don't know who you are but stick around,----your day is coming ! :\
I always said my brain was cracked ;)
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Jerry Byrd often spoke of the "ptah".

Do you really think he was talking about bar technique?
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Gerald Ross wrote:Jerry Byrd often spoke of the "ptah".

Do you really think he was talking about bar technique?
a bar isn't at all phallic...nooooo lol
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Hey Wally, my day isn't coming, it's long gone :\
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George Keoki Lake wrote:Are we to assume all the female steel guitarists will show up minus their 'G' strings ? Yikes ! :whoa:
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:wink: :cry:
Bill C,
I know exactly what you mean, Bill. But I still pray everyday for a miracle.
And,-Keoki,- all the "G" strings I know of have slipped to an "A". Quite a bit lower.
:( :whoa: >:-) :roll: :wink: :wink:
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Gerald, I thought you were going to brag again about sleeping with all the hula dancers at last years HSGA convention :mrgreen:

I had a great time last year and wish I could attend again this year. But I'll see you in Cerritos,Ca. at the Uke Festival. It's just a few miles from me. Are you bringing your steel?
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I love this tabloid journalism. :D

...more, more, more. :lol:
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Yes Garry, I did sleep with ALL of the Milwaukee hula dancers at last years Joliet convention. It was about 3 AM and I fell asleep in the jam room - all the gals were there. :D

Yep, I'm on the bill for the 8th Annual Southern California Ukulele Festival - Oct 3, 2009 in Cerritos, California. I am in the Saturday night concert and will conduct two Swing Ukulele workshops during the day. And yes, I'm bringing my 1954 Fender Champion steel and will play it on stage!
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Slight correction Garry.

Milwaukee Hula Dancers - HSGA Joliet
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Well for one I am glad he did it 'cause it got me off my steel seat and on the phone to get a room !

Now I get a vacation this year as my wife is going to her mothers while I am at the convention !

Later

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Post by K.J. Tucker »

It is time for another BUMP !

I have a new ax for Gerald to try out , me I am still learning !

Later

Tuck

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