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Jay Fagerlie
From:
Lotus, California, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 6:33 am |
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And this makes it 100!!!!!!!
Umpbay Embay Easeplay
Hoowah!
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Mark Metdker
From:
North Central Texas, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 6:35 am
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Dangit....I was wanting that number 100 slot!! Oh well 101 it is  |
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Jay Fagerlie
From:
Lotus, California, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 6:41 am
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Well Mark,
since this is buy and sell, make me an offer for slot 100!
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Andy Zynda
From:
Wisconsin
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 7:03 am
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He goes a hundred miles an hour,
he's green dynamite,
his name is Mr. Bumpy,
he goes bump in the night!
-andy-
[This message was edited by Andy Zynda on 15 November 2004 at 07:04 AM.] |
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LARRY COLE
From:
LANCASTER, OHIO, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 10:12 am
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I just wanted to post the email I got. I guess it is wrong to have a little silly fun but it is ok to use *** as part of the profanity and then specify what you were trying to say. I guess that shows their ignorance, that they can't get their message across without it, and then send an email to hide their actions from the rest of the Forum.
Here it is:
Larry,
I'd like to avoid perpetuating any further stupidity on the forum, so, please allow me to take this opportunity to let you know what a no giging moron you are. Wanna call me a cry baby? All it took was one thread to reveal what most of the know it all's on the forum really do with their time. Pathetic.
Have a nice day,
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Fred Shannon
From:
Rocking "S" Ranch, Comancheria, Texas, R.I.P.
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Farris Currie
From:
Ona, Florida, USA, R.I.P.
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 10:51 am
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can't believe this,someone get all upset over a little fun!!besides BUMP isn't spelled with a F BUMP!!!!
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mickd
From:
london,england
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 12:26 pm
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since practicing gives me the hump,
you could say I'm a useless lump,
but while that may be true,
one thing I can do,
I can give this old thread a good BUMP 
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Bill Moran
From:
Virginia, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 4:55 pm
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It takes very little to amuse you guys !
Bump-Bump-Bump-Bump-Bump-Bump-Bump-Bump-@#^%
Ever hear the one about the guy that bought the Carter U12,added a pedal,changed the setup and ?!!@[This message was edited by Bill Moran on 15 November 2004 at 07:54 PM.] and
Sent it to califorinia[This message was edited by Bill Moran on 15 November 2004 at 07:56 PM.]
Tune in next month for THE REST OF THE STORY[This message was edited by Bill Moran on 15 November 2004 at 07:58 PM.] |
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Tom Olson
From:
Spokane, WA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 5:24 pm
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Hey mickd -- nothing like a good Limeric to top off the day. Now let a greenhorn like me have a shot at it:
There once was a topic named, "BUMP"
into which many forumites did jump
'til one guy named "Tex"
we really did vex;
so he came on and showed us his RUMP.
[This message was edited by Tom Olson on 15 November 2004 at 05:24 PM.] |
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Joey Ace
From:
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 5:40 pm
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Here's a Bump for "Tex".
I sometimes get hate mail and threats, concerning this Forum, but never about such a fun post. |
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Gabriel Aaron Wynne
From:
Johnson Valley, CA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 6:41 pm
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I hate to take credit for an e-mail that I didn't write, but since Larry is such a presumptuous homo, I guess I will. I suppose that "Tex" and I are the only 2 AOL users on the forum. Contemplate that mentality for a second before reading this:
"Steel guitar not really for sale, I will not tell you how much I want, and I will not post or
provide any photos. Guitar is in good shape, as I spent so much time talking idiotic crap on the
Internet that I never learned how to play it. Of course, you will never see how awesome my guitar
is, because I refuse to provide any photos. Maybe someone else has some photos that he could post,
as there seems to be one or two people on this forum who knows how insert a photo in the body of a
post. It really doesn't matter, because I really not looking to sell the guitar. If I was, I would
be way to ignorant to figure out how to actually complete a transaction. Would you trust me to
effectively pack and ship such a valuable steel guitar, anyway? Please feel free to ask as many
specific questions as you want. I will be sure to reply in vague rhetoric. I may even get mad at
you and start a new topic that goes in to great detail about how you tried to screw me out of the
guitar, and how everyone else should avoid doing business with you. BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP"
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aaron
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LARRY COLE
From:
LANCASTER, OHIO, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 7:25 pm
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| I can't prove who sent the email but I copied and pasted so that it would be exact. I also copied the senders address. It is: TexVelvet@aol.com |
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John Rickard
From:
Phoenix (It's A Dry Heave) AZ
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 7:45 pm
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Topetón
Bosse
Stoß
Urto
Colisão
Støt
προφυλακτήρας αυτοκινήτου
five
högg
dynkur
kúla
ójafna
beint
rekast
rekast
hossast
hnykkja
BUMPs from around the World!
JR
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LARRY COLE
From:
LANCASTER, OHIO, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 8:00 pm
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Aaron, I am sorry that I presumed the email was from you if it wasn't, and if it wasn't, you have my most sincere apology. This is supposed to be a clean family oriented forum and I stand behind everything else I said about profanity and name calling. It is a very small man that resorts to putting others down for things that are made up in his own mind. The disguised profanity is no different than someone beside you in a car with the dirty rap blasting in your ears. It takes an even smaller man to call manes behind the keyboard from the other side of the country.
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Playing For JESUS,LC. WILLIAMS U12,SHO-BUD PRO1,CARVIN TL60,GIBSON LES PAUL CUSTOM,YAMAHA L-10A ACOUSTIC,ROLAND JW-50 KEYBOARD,G&L AND BC RICH BASS'S
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LARRY COLE
From:
LANCASTER, OHIO, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 8:09 pm
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John, don't you think each bump should be done seperately so it would keep it on top longer?
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Playing For JESUS,LC. WILLIAMS U12,SHO-BUD PRO1,CARVIN TL60,GIBSON LES PAUL CUSTOM,YAMAHA L-10A ACOUSTIC,ROLAND JW-50 KEYBOARD,G&L AND BC RICH BASS'S
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John Pelz
From:
Kettering, Ohio, USA
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 8:15 pm
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| Here's a bump for all of the phrenologists out there... |
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GARYPHILLIPS
From:
SOMERSET, OHIO ,PERRY
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 9:00 pm
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give me a EBAYBUMP,have you ever ask for a bump on your EBAY
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Gary Phillips
JUST-N-CASE PLUS
D-10 8/5 Desert Rose Steel Guitar
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John Rickard
From:
Phoenix (It's A Dry Heave) AZ
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Posted 15 Nov 2004 11:51 pm
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Larry,
Yes. (bump)
JR |
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Per Berner
From:
Skövde, Sweden
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Posted 16 Nov 2004 3:45 am
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Knuff!
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Fred Shannon
From:
Rocking "S" Ranch, Comancheria, Texas, R.I.P.
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Posted 16 Nov 2004 7:36 am
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Per "knuff" ... is that a bump or a bang?
Oops, heck here it goes to the top again.
Ha, Ha, I got to the top of page 4 first.
fred
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The spirit be with you!
If it aint got a steel, it aint real
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Farris Currie
From:
Ona, Florida, USA, R.I.P.
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Posted 16 Nov 2004 7:46 am
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| well dang,one time i had the mumps, now i got the BUMPS BUMP |
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John Poston
From:
Albuquerque, NM, USA
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Posted 16 Nov 2004 10:50 am
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mickd
From:
london,england
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Posted 16 Nov 2004 11:36 am
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BeamMeUP ?
or could a dyslexic sign-writer.. |
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Bill Moran
From:
Virginia, USA
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Posted 16 Nov 2004 12:19 pm
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| As I was saying about that U12 I got Bumped ! |
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