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Chandler ARIZONA
Post Posted 21 Jul 2000 10:36 am     Reply with quote

how many guitar players does it take to change a light blub??


fifty, one to change the bulb and 49 to set in the seat and say " i can do that."
wayne


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Bobby Lee


From:
Cloverdale, California, USA
Post Posted 23 Jul 2000 9:42 pm     Reply with quote

Q: What's the technical term for two lead guitarists playing in unison?

A: Counterpoint.
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Dave Boothroyd


From:
Staffordshire Moorlands
Post Posted 23 Jul 2000 11:39 pm     Reply with quote

How do you get a lead guitarist to play really quietly?

Ask him to play from a music score.
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Eddie K


From:
Waverly, Pa, USA
Post Posted 28 Jul 2000 7:47 am     Reply with quote

Q. How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, they just steal someone elses light.

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A B@#jo player and a steel player are having a heated argument in a music store. The store manager askes them what the problem is. The b@#jo player replies "he detuned one of my strings and won't tell me what one"


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PLAYSTEEL9


From:
Chandler ARIZONA
Post Posted 28 Jul 2000 12:17 pm     Reply with quote

ever get this one:
what kind of key board is that???


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Ray Jenkins


From:
Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
Post Posted 31 Jul 2000 5:23 am     Reply with quote

Man, how do you play that table?Ray
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Curry Coster


From:
Glen Burnie, MD USA
Post Posted 1 Aug 2000 6:09 am     Reply with quote

I always tell 'em "It's a steam calliope", with a perfectly straight face.
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Todd Weger


From:
Safety Harbor, FLAUSA
Post Posted 5 Aug 2000 8:28 pm     Reply with quote

Q: What do you call a guitar player that just broke up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless
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PLAYSTEEL9


From:
Chandler ARIZONA
Post Posted 10 Aug 2000 8:17 am     Reply with quote

HOW ABOUT GETTING CALLED FOR A GIG AND THEY ASK YOU ARE YOU WIRELESS??
WAYNE


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Matt Hutchinson


From:
London, UK
Post Posted 11 Aug 2000 4:44 am     Reply with quote

How many blues guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

6 - One to change the bulb & the rest to sit around & sing about how good the old one was.
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