This little nerd rides up to a red light on a moped. Waiting for the light, he is reving up the engine and looking at the Porsche 911 turbo next to him. The driver of the Porsche is getting very annoyed. The light turns green, Roar! the Porsche takes off tearing up the road. The driver looks in he mirror only to see a little tiny speck getting closer and closer Zewing! The moped flys past the 911 going at least 160 mph! The driver is so shocked, he stops the Porsche. Here comes the nerd back the other way Zwing!
He screatches to a stop and says, "Thanks for stopping mister, my suspenders were cought on your mirror! Keepin it clean.