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Topic: I believe and hope you’ll enjoy these: |
Robert Thomas
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Mehama, Oregon, USA
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Posted 20 Dec 2020 11:42 am |
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1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house and told my cat. We laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars and keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and asking for money.
14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
a) How dense the population is.
b) How dense the population is. |
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gary pierce
From:
Rossville TN
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Posted 20 Dec 2020 12:18 pm
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| Those are great thanks. |
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Jim Fogle
From:
North Carolina, Winston-Salem, USA
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Posted 20 Dec 2020 6:57 pm
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Really love # 13. Great idea for a thread. 🏛
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Gary Brekke
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Alaska, USA
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Posted 21 Dec 2020 9:02 am I believe and hope you’ll enjoy these
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| Good ones Robert! Great to hear from you again! |
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Craig Stock
From:
Westfield, NJ USA
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Posted 21 Dec 2020 12:48 pm
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Great! Had my wife laughing as well!
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