| Author |
Topic: Magic Genie |
Charley Hill
From:
The Dirty South
|
Posted 5 Oct 2020 6:11 am |
|
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.
A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I always wanted to play like Lloyd Green. Why is it so difficult to play like him? Basically, what makes him tick?" What makes him so creative?
The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
_________________
Traveler, Peddler and Extreme life lover. Giving up is not an option.
Last edited by Charley Hill on 28 Oct 2020 4:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Larry Bressington
From:
Nebraska
|
Posted 24 Oct 2020 8:03 pm
|
|
| Good one, Excellent Charlie. 😊 |
|
|
|
Charley Hill
From:
The Dirty South
|
Posted 25 Oct 2020 6:27 pm
|
|
I thought it was...lol.
_________________
Traveler, Peddler and Extreme life lover. Giving up is not an option. |
|
|
|
Kevin Fix
From:
Michigan, USA
|
Posted 28 Oct 2020 3:51 pm
|
|
| Four Lanes!!!! LOL |
|
|
|
Mike Harris
From:
Texas, USA
|
Posted 3 Nov 2020 8:55 am two lanes or four?
|
|
| that's not the way I heard it, but it's far less misogynistic this way for sure. |
|
|
|
