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Tony Davis


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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Post  Posted 4 Nov 1999 3:28 pm    
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Four middle aged men were playing golf on an Irish course one day,when up popped a leprechaun."Tell you what "says the little fellow to one of the men"I'll do a deal with you.If you promise to give up sex for the next 5 years I'll fix it so that you get a hole in one"
"O.K.I'll be in that" says the guy,and sure enough he gets his hole in one...WOW!
"O.K."says the little guy"If you promise to give up sex for the next 10 years I'll fix it for you again"
"O.K.".....and WOW!...two in a row....never been done before.
"O.K."says the little bloke......promise me that you will never have sex again in your entire life and I'll fix it for three in a row which will never be beaten


So thats how Father Flynn got his name into all the record books!!

[This message was edited by Tony Davis on 11-04-99]

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Bill Wilson


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Glendora CA USA
Post  Posted 7 Nov 1999 7:05 pm    
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Four middle-aged men were playing golf one Saturday morning, when a line of funeral vehicles passed outside. One golfer paused and removed his cap.

The others got irritated, saying "What are you doing, get moving!"

He said, "C'mon you guys.. I spent 32 years with that woman"..
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Drew Grice


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New Bern, NC, 28562, USA
Post  Posted 8 Nov 1999 6:58 am    
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Fellow comes home after playing golf and is throughly exhausted. His wife inquires as to why he is so worn out. He explaines that his partner, Charlie, has a massive heart attack and died on the fifth green. "After that it was hit the ball and drag Charlie, hit and drag Charlie."
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