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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 9:58 am    
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Jack Hanson


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San Luis Valley, USA
Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 11:14 am    
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Sorry, babe. Your Smart Car's not gonna be able to take the shortcut.
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Nicholas Cox


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California, USA
Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 11:39 am    
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Hmm... one inch narrower than last year.
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 12:35 pm    
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Bill's plans to carry his new wife down the alley and across the threshold were dashed the day before the ceremony.
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Larry Carlson


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Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 12:54 pm    
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"It's just another brick in the wall".
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 12:58 pm    
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Hmm.. 2 ft, 4 in. So I should build her coffin about 2 ft. wide...
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 2:06 pm    
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After a day of measuring, Faron Young became obsessed and returned home to write, "Hello Walls"
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 2:55 pm    
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My hot dog stand isn’t gonna fit. But I could sell Slim Jim’s!
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 3:07 pm    
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Doug Beaumier wrote:
My hot dog stand isn’t gonna fit. But I could sell Slim Jim’s!


Skinny Jean's Slim Jim Stand
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 8 Aug 2020 6:55 pm    
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Jack the Ripper spent his afternoons mapping out his escape routes.
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Rick Barnhart


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Arizona, USA
Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 4:55 am    
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Joe Naylor verifies load-in load-out specs for his new line of Steelseats with the sidecar option.


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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 5:08 am    
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The building inspector was forced to close off the alleyway entrance to Walmart before it became a "sticking point".
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Rick Barnhart


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 5:13 am    
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It was just tutu much!
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 5:14 am    
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You guys are killing me! Laughing
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Al Evans


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Austin, Texas, USA
Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 5:16 am    
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"Let's see, 2'4" by 100 -- so we advertise it as a 233 square foot apartment...."
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 5:30 am    
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It was this close, but unfortunately no cigar.


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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 6:14 am    
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"After careful measurement we unfortunately have had to cancel our celebrity guest Kim Kardashian who was scheduled to headline the grand opening of Alley Gals Fashions on Saturday August 9th. We apologize for the inconvenience but hope you can all swing by and check out the hippest place in town"


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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 6:25 am    
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Butt I was looking forward to that! Crying or Very sad
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Rick Barnhart


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 6:37 am    
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Come on, Jeff...that’s kind of a stretch, don’t you think?

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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 6:56 am    
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To quote Vince Gill, "That thing is big enough to land a small plane on"
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 7:47 am    
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...we unfortunately have had to cancel our celebrity guest Kim Kardashian


Too late. She showed up anyway! Anybody got a shoehorn?


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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 9 Aug 2020 8:51 am    
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I reported it to Sgt P. "Pink" Floyd at the police station but his only comment was, "all in all it's just another chick in the wall!"
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Mack Quinney

 

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Post  Posted 16 Aug 2020 10:22 am    
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Inspector, “I’m sorry, but I don’t believe we have the appropriate building fire separation here”!
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 18 Aug 2020 11:15 pm    
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Back to the future!





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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 19 Aug 2020 4:24 am    
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So would that "modular" crowd be referred to as a "pod-cast", Godfrey?
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