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Larry Carlson


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Post  Posted 30 Jul 2020 5:51 am    
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I have noticed something odd about mirrors...

When you look really, really close, they look like giant eyeballs.
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 30 Jul 2020 7:18 am    
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and that reflects poorly on you...
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Tom T Taylor


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Post  Posted 30 Jul 2020 9:53 am    
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My ex wife never met a mirror she didn’t like .
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Dan Kelly


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Post  Posted 30 Jul 2020 12:28 pm    
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A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors, but he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily, the judge was lenient, as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

I might work at a mirror factory; at least I could see myself working at one.

It's normal to talk to pets, mirrors and walls during the quarantine. Just inform your psychiatrist if they talk back.

I asked my wife for a compliment because all I see in the mirror is a fat old man. She said here's one, your vision is spot on.

How do you get out of a room with no door, no windows and only a table and a mirror?

You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole. You jump out the whole. (WHAT????)

What sits in front of the mirror and gets smaller and smaller? My self esteem.

I was doing a pretend job interview with my job-hunting daughter and I asked her, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” She said: “in a mirror”

My favorite part of the zoo is the cage that says 'World's most dangerous animal' and there is just a mirror in it.

“Why cant i see my reflection in a mirror”
Stevie wondered.

I went in the butchers the other day.
I said: "You've got a sheep's head in the window."
The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

I took the rear view mirror out of my car...
Haven’t looked back since.

A vampire sells a mirror
"Cheap mirror, excellent condition; Never used."
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Jim Fogle


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Post  Posted 31 Jul 2020 4:21 pm    
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Laughing I love this thread. Laughing

I wish I could think of something funny to add but I can't so I'll contribute this instead: https://youtu.be/J44juKDeLnQ
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2020 7:19 pm    
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My wife played a nasty trick on me. She put this life-sized picture of a gray-haired old man on my mirror.
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 31 Jul 2020 8:36 pm    
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