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Roy Heap


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Post  Posted 22 Aug 2019 1:44 am    
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A Paster goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday he talks for only ten minutes . The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get down from the pulpit and they asked what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt to much to talk for more than 10 minutes but, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and couldn't shut up . : Laughing
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post  Posted 22 Aug 2019 3:38 am    
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That's like the old pastor's advice to the young pastor that preached too long...

The young pastor told the old pastor of his lament. The old pastor told him to put some mints in his coat pocket, and when it was time to preach, out on in his mouth. When it melted, he needed to end his sermon.

Well, the young pastor went to church the next Sunday prepared. He slipped a mint in his mouth. But, he peered at the clock, and he had preached for an hour and a half! He closed his sermon.

After the people left, he spit the mint into his hand to find out he had a spare button for his coat in his mouth!
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