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Jeffrey Smith


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Harvest, Alabama, USA
Post  Posted 14 Jun 2019 8:56 pm    
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Lorena Bobbit hit her target as we all know. A woman in my neighborhood attempted the same thing last week, but her husband moved and she just nicked his thigh. Therefore, she was only charged with a misdaweiner.

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Dennis Brion


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Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 3:24 am    
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You should be "penilized" for that joke
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 3:36 am    
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Who was the victim, Tragic Johnson?
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Dennis Brion


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Atwater, Ohio USA
Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 3:47 am    
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Luckily the husband coming up "short" finally worked out to his advantage!
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 7:46 am    
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Sentenced to a penal colony...


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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 11:27 am    
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Is the re-attachment procedure referred to as "re-membering"?
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Jim Cooley


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The 'Ville, Texas, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 2:53 pm    
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Once again, the pen-is mightier than the sword.
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Ian Rae


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Redditch, England
Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 3:10 pm    
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This is all most educational. Thank you, everyone.
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Dennis Brion


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Atwater, Ohio USA
Post  Posted 15 Jun 2019 5:36 pm    
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Finally a joke with some "teeth" in it!
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Ian Rae


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Post  Posted 16 Jun 2019 1:05 am    
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Sorry, I meant almost.
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 16 Jun 2019 3:42 am    
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Well, it won't be long now......
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Dennis Brion


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Post  Posted 16 Jun 2019 4:04 am    
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Does that make this a short story instead of a joke?
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Butch Mullen


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Post  Posted 16 Jun 2019 9:53 am    
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They said she was charged with one count of assault with a deadly weapon and one count of littering!!!!!
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 16 Jun 2019 10:53 am    
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Butch Mullen wrote:
one count of littering!!!!!



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Donny Hinson


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Post  Posted 28 Jun 2019 12:46 pm    
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John and Lorena had a good relationship at one time, but it just sorta petered-out. Laughing
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 28 Jun 2019 5:50 pm    
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Donny Hinson wrote:
John and Lorena had a good relationship at one time, but it just sorta petered-out. Laughing



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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 28 Jun 2019 5:55 pm    
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Lorena goes speed dating...
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 1 Jul 2019 7:26 am    
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Jeff Garden wrote:
Lorena goes speed dating...


Geeze Jeff, does that make Lorena a "head hunter" by default? Very Happy


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