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Ron Anderson


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Post  Posted 9 Mar 2019 3:28 pm    
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In the Ark Hives










I'll get my coat.....
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Don Kuhn


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Post  Posted 9 Mar 2019 6:51 pm    
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Ron it "Bee's" that way sometimes
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 9 Mar 2019 9:03 pm    
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Laughing
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Ian Rae


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 1:06 am    
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...just when you thought it could get no worse...
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John Peay


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 12:29 pm    
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Now that’s a real buzz-kill...
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 12:34 pm    
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That was a stinging comment! Surprised
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 12:53 pm    
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To bee... or not to bee...


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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 1:25 pm    
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Noah initially forgot where he kept the bees. Luckily his wife did the admin work on the trip and had an answer for him when he said, "Honey, comb through your records and see where we put the bees."
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Don R Brown


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 1:27 pm    
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Godfrey Arthur wrote:
To bee... or not to bee...



Man, talk about a comb-over!
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Jeremy Reeves


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 2:13 pm    
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figured it was none of my beeswax
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 10 Mar 2019 7:07 pm    
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Don R Brown wrote:
Godfrey Arthur wrote:
To bee... or not to bee...



Man, talk about a comb-over!


Hahahaaaaaa..good one DON!!! Laughing
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Mike Bacciarini


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Post  Posted 12 Mar 2019 2:16 pm    
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What kind of Lights did Noah use on the ark?



Flood lights.
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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 12 Mar 2019 2:40 pm    
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Naval Engineers are still baffled by Noah's use of overly light construction materials on the Ark - what was the reason for his choice of "two by twos"?
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 12 Mar 2019 7:03 pm    
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Well, that was the genesis of the problem.
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 12 Mar 2019 7:22 pm    
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According to sources, Noah was 600 years old when he built the Ark.

He lived till 950. Whoa!

From his son Shem, came the line of Moses.




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Erv Niehaus


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Post  Posted 13 Mar 2019 7:51 am    
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Godfrey,
You came pretty close on that last little video.
Moses actually broke the original 10 commandments because he got so upset over the golden calf that was created in his absence. He went back on the mountain and God created a new set.
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Godfrey Arthur


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Erv Niehaus wrote:
Godfrey,
You came pretty close on that last little video.
Moses actually broke the original 10 commandments because he got so upset over the golden calf that was created in his absence. He went back on the mountain and God created a new set.
Erv


Erv, you've been watching too many movies.

Moses moved to another planet and went native!


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Erv Niehaus


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Post  Posted 13 Mar 2019 8:29 am    
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Have you ever kissed a chicken on the lips? Whoa!
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Godfrey Arthur


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Don R Brown


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Post  Posted 13 Mar 2019 4:02 pm    
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Moses came down from the mountain and gathered the people.

"I have good news, and I have bad news.

The good news is I got Him down from 20 commandments to only 10.

The bad news is, He wouldn't budge on Adultery!"
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Jim Cohen


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Post  Posted 13 Mar 2019 6:35 pm    
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... and God said to Moses, "Here, take these two tablets and call me in the morning."
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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 14 Mar 2019 3:13 am    
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Jimbeaux's wacky history..."and Linda Ronstadt's Stone Ponys transported the heavy tablets off the Mount and delivered them to Moses' son Amos who was living in the swamps in the Louisiana Bayou"
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Don R Brown


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Post  Posted 14 Mar 2019 4:34 am    
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Jeff Garden wrote:
Jimbeaux's wacky history..."and Linda Ronstadt's Stone Ponys transported the heavy tablets off the Mount and delivered them to Moses' son Amos who was living in the swamps in the Louisiana Bayou"


(continuing on from the above) ".....and Amos had a tough time with those heavy tablets, because he only had one hand. That's all he got left, cause the alligator bit him. Left arm gone clear up to the elbow".
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Erv Niehaus


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Post  Posted 14 Mar 2019 7:34 am    
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They used him for alligator bait. Whoa!
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Charlie McDonald


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Post  Posted 14 Mar 2019 11:45 am    
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"And my wife's been sleepin' with the Bees!"--Firesign Theater, We're All Bozos On This Bus
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