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Don R Brown

Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 12 Oct 2018 4:07 pm    
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Last night I was having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl entered and sat down a few seats away. The girl was so attractive that I just couldn't take my eyes off her. After a short while, she noticed me staring, and approached me.

Before I had time to apologize, the girl looked me deep in the eyes and says in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition".

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, I asked her what her condition is. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

I thought for a moment to consider the offer from this beautiful woman. Then I took out my wallet and put $100 dollars in her hand.

Then I looked her square in the eyes, and said slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."

(Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains)
Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun.
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Godfrey Arthur

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Post  Posted 13 Oct 2018 12:42 am    
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