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gary pierce


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Rossville TN
Post Posted 7 Apr 2018 12:46 pm     Reply with quote

Wipe that smile off your face before I slap it off.
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Rick Barnhart


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Post Posted 10 Apr 2018 9:00 pm     Reply with quote

"...ten bucks is ten bucks."
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Roy Carroll


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Post Posted 11 Apr 2018 5:13 am     Reply with quote

" No but, it will make you scared to cough"
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Jim Robbins


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Post Posted 14 Apr 2018 10:42 am     Reply with quote

A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post Posted 14 Apr 2018 11:46 am     Reply with quote

"Sven's so drunk he thinks he's me!"
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Rick Barnhart


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Post Posted 19 Apr 2018 11:34 am     Reply with quote

...and that's when the fight started.
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Rick Barnhart


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Post Posted 19 Apr 2018 11:35 am     Reply with quote

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 19 Apr 2018 11:53 am     Reply with quote

No sir, first a Gibson, then a Fender.
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Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post Posted 19 Apr 2018 11:57 am     Reply with quote

It's fun to google these punchlines and discover the jokes behind them, isn't it? Wink
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 19 Apr 2018 12:03 pm     Reply with quote

Yeah, I haven't done it but am about to Google 'Two chili dogs and a frosted orange!'

No luck.
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post Posted 20 Apr 2018 4:42 am     Reply with quote

Well, at first, yes...
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Jim Cohen


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Post Posted 20 Apr 2018 4:48 am     Reply with quote

"THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
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Terry Winter


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Saskatchewan, Canada
Post Posted 20 Apr 2018 10:37 am     Reply with quote

The devil made me do it Shocked
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Rick Barnhart


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Post Posted 20 Apr 2018 11:35 am     Reply with quote

Jim Cohen wrote:
"THAT'S how you wave a towel!"


Laughing
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 21 Apr 2018 12:36 pm     Reply with quote

That one I could look up!
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Jim Cohen


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Post Posted 21 Apr 2018 12:39 pm     Reply with quote

LOL!
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 22 Apr 2018 3:06 am     Reply with quote

Pow! Right in the kisser!

Jackie Gleason...
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post Posted 22 Apr 2018 6:44 pm     Reply with quote

To the moon, Alice!

How sweet it is!
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 26 Apr 2018 7:39 am     Reply with quote

The bartender says "We don't serve tachyons here."
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post Posted 26 Apr 2018 7:59 am     Reply with quote

Charlie McDonald wrote:
The bartender says "We don't serve tachyons here."




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Tommy Allison


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Transfer, Pennsylvania, USA
Post Posted 20 May 2018 7:51 am     Reply with quote

Well, he can't swim.
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Jon Zimmerman


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California, USA
Post Posted 5 Jun 2018 7:36 am     Reply with quote

... no, we ride the camel to the town for amusement.

....she reached out and slapped his hands away saying "don't touch those cookies! They're for the Funeral!".


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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 5 Jun 2018 8:01 am     Reply with quote

But seriously...

b0b wrote:
https://bb.steelguitarforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=310435&highlight=punch+line


"There is no punch line."

What goes around comes around.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 5 Jun 2018 2:33 pm     Reply with quote

You had to be there...
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Scott Duckworth


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Post Posted 5 Jun 2018 2:33 pm     Reply with quote

Boss, you ain't gonna believe what jes happnt...
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