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Robert Thomas


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Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 17 Mar 2018 8:49 am     Reply with quote

HAPPY ST. PATTYS DAY

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

“Would you look at that!” says the first Irishman.

“Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?”

No sooner are the words out of his mouth then a rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside.

“Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!”

They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

“Ah, now dat’s sad.” says the third Irishman.

“One of the girls must have died
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post Posted 17 Mar 2018 11:10 am     Reply with quote

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

"Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!"
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