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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 7 Dec 2017 10:37 am     Reply with quote

The phrase "If a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?" seems to be giving some people problems today. Maybe someone can give some answers to these questions.
1. Do all woodchucks chuck wood?..i.e. "IF" a woodchuck would chuck wood.
2. Do some woodchucks chuck more wood than other woodchucks?
3. How much wood does the average woodchuck chuck?
4. Why do woodchucks chuck wood?
5. Is chucking wood the occupation of woodchucks or do they do it in their spare time like some folks who play steel do?
6. How does chucking wood affect the environment?
7. If it does is there a gov't regulation against it?
8. If there is a reg against it what do we do with all those woodchucks?


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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post Posted 7 Dec 2017 10:41 am     Reply with quote

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Larry Carlson


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Post Posted 7 Dec 2017 2:30 pm     Reply with quote


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Scott Duckworth


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Post Posted 8 Dec 2017 10:42 am     Reply with quote

And then there's the chipmunk...

How many chips could a chipmunk munk if a chipmunk could munk chips???



Looks like they prefer Pringles...
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Ray Jenkins


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Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
Post Posted 8 Dec 2017 2:43 pm     Reply with quote

How many steels could a steel player steel if a steel player could steel steels?
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 11 Dec 2017 8:55 am     Reply with quote

Ray it probably would depend on the brand and if they were a single or double neck.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 11 Dec 2017 9:35 am     Reply with quote

How many strings could a banjo player pick if a banjo player could wear picks and pick strings?


"No more than 5..."
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 15 Dec 2017 5:54 am     Reply with quote

Scott if you see any chipmunks up in your neck of the wood chewing on pringles try to stop them. The CDC put out a report yesterday that in 9 out of 10 trials, pringles are not good for chipmunks as it will increase facial hair growth. They also said that when they hear a banjo they scatter and run for the pringles. Not a good situation.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 16 Dec 2017 3:45 am     Reply with quote

Sounds like the 'munks are suffering from banjoitis... only cure by eating Pringles so that the crunch drowns out the banjo.
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Scott Duckworth


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Post Posted 16 Dec 2017 3:46 am     Reply with quote

How many bass
Could a bass player catch
If a bass player could catch bass?

Now let that one sink in...
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post Posted 16 Dec 2017 8:13 am     Reply with quote

If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long does it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 17 Dec 2017 10:02 am     Reply with quote

Couldn't sleep last night because of the noise outside. I couldn't tell if it was woodchucks chucking wood or if a banjo picker had snuck in behind the house. Really not alot of difference tho.
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 28 Dec 2017 6:49 am     Reply with quote

I heard yesterday that the EPA has said that woodchucks chucking wood is not harmful to the environment so I would like to say to all woodchucks near and far..have a happy new year chucking wood, just be quite when you do.
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Ray Jenkins


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Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
Post Posted 28 Dec 2017 5:50 pm     Reply with quote

How much noise can a woodchuck make when a woodchuck dose chuck wood?
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Archie Nicol


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Ayrshire, Scotland
Post Posted 29 Dec 2017 3:47 pm     Reply with quote

Why is Orange Jam called Marmalade?

Arch.
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Lee Baucum


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McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) The Final Frontier
Post Posted 29 Dec 2017 6:16 pm     Reply with quote

Archie Nicol wrote:
Why is Orange Jam called Marmalade?

Arch.


I believe it's called Marm O'Lade in Ireland.

Lee
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Archie Nicol


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Post Posted 30 Dec 2017 4:04 pm     Reply with quote

SQUMS.

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Lee Baucum


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Post Posted 30 Dec 2017 7:59 pm     Reply with quote

Archie Nicol wrote:
SQUMS.

Arch.


Click Here

So many years ago!
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John N Norris


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Georgia, USA
Post Posted 31 Dec 2017 7:30 pm     Serious question Reply with quote

While I had my kakulater out trying to figger it out, the kinibbling pin fell out of the thogmorton kilibadator, dropping down on the adjacent rod, causing my kakulater to deviate.
I fergot the question, would you say it one more time.
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 1 Jan 2018 11:50 am     Reply with quote

John can you be pecific as to hen this appened??
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 2 Jan 2018 5:03 am     Reply with quote

Said the little chick to his brothers and sisters, "Look at that orange Marma laid!"
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Harold Dye


From:
Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 13 Jan 2018 11:24 am     Reply with quote

Jim Cohen is doing all these puzzles and I would like to see one with Woodchucks chucking wood. Jim if you do one be sure they are chucking wood and not just standing around looking at things.
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John N Norris


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Georgia, USA
Post Posted 13 Jan 2018 5:09 pm     Question Reply with quote

What was the question again, Harold

John
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 14 Jan 2018 5:27 am     Reply with quote

John I am not sure. They were so complex that it is hard for me to remember.
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