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John N Norris


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Georgia, USA
Post Posted 28 Nov 2017 7:48 pm     Reply with quote

A woman who loved art, was going on a two week cruise. She hired a well known artist, told him she wanted him to paint a Muriel on her living room wall while she was away.
He was to paint his thoughts of what Kusters last thoughts were.
When she returned two weeks later, walked in the house, there was a huge Muriel of a Cow with a halo aver it’s head, and a bunch of Indians, picking Cotton.
She went into a rage, WHAT IS THIS
Well you wanted me to paint what Custer’s last thoughts were.
He was thinking, HOLY COW, LOOK AT ALL THOSE COTTON PICKING INDIANS.
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Ian Rae


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Redditch, England
Post Posted 29 Nov 2017 4:45 am     Reply with quote

What goes through a fly's head as hits your windshield?

Its ass
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post Posted 3 Dec 2017 5:06 am     Reply with quote


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Per Berner


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Skövde, Sweden
Post Posted 5 Dec 2017 5:16 am     Reply with quote

In the more commonly known version of this joke, they are not picking cotton... Embarassed Whoa!
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 5 Dec 2017 5:26 pm     Reply with quote

Per Berner wrote:
In the more commonly known version of this joke, they are not picking cotton... Embarassed Whoa!


The more commonly known version, if posted here, would probably earn the poster a free 2-week trip to Band (banned) Camp! Mr. Green
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