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Robert Thomas


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Post Posted 29 Nov 2017 3:57 am     Reply with quote

An woman decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” replied the artist.

“I know,” she said. “But if I die before my husband, I’m sure he’ll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post Posted 10 Dec 2017 6:10 am     Reply with quote

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