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Robert Thomas

Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 1 Aug 2017 2:42 am     Reply with quote

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”

“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?”

“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and suddenly my eye was filled with bird droppings”

“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird droppings.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”
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Jon Zimmerman

California, USA
Post Posted 1 Aug 2017 3:02 pm     Reply with quote

Can't Arrrghh...ue with this Pirate joke. ⚓️
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Godfrey Arthur

Post Posted 10 Aug 2017 3:40 pm     Reply with quote

From the Bronx via Manila
ShoBud The Pro 1
YES it's my REAL NAME!
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Ollin Landers

Chapel Hill, NC
Post Posted 11 Aug 2017 5:43 am     Reply with quote

This joke should be rated AAAAAARRRGGGHHH
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”
― W.C. Fields
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