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Robert Thomas

Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 5 Apr 2017 2:09 am     Reply with quote

Number 10 – Death is the No. 1 killer in the world.

Number 9 – Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 8 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 7 – Men have two emotions: hungry and amorous, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich.

Number 6 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. And give them a cell phone with all the bells and whistles and you may never see them again.

Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 – In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 2 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

Number 1 – Don’t worry about old age — it doesn’t last that long
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