Stupid Guitar Players

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 1:07 pm

I won't even bother going into the story about when they tried travelling by train...

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Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 1:11 pm

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Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 2:03 pm

The Duck Pluckers were in Hawaii recently for a bunch of gigs...

...some of the local musicians down there wanted to meet them...

...but the Duck Pluckers feel threatened by women who can play their instruments better than they do...[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 11:24 PM.]

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 2:08 pm

...and "them sign language dancers" made them nervous...

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Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 2:58 pm

...and they thought the oversized swimming pool was unsafe...

...and so after being down there for merely one day, they cancelled all their gigs and flew back home.
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Stupid Guitar Players!

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chas smith R.I.P. · Post by **chas smith R.I.P.** » 8 Aug 2006 4:09 pm

Having learned their lesson about rentals, they bought tickets...

Fortunately, they loaded their equipment on another airplane...

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Dave White · Post by **Dave White** » 8 Aug 2006 5:20 pm

The boys were upset by what they had seen on the runway, and clamored to get off the plane, until a quick-thinking stewardess told them that the plane in the grass was just tired and was taking a little nap. Reassured, they continued their flight home...

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 6:15 pm

lol![This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 10:13 PM.]

Doug Beaumier · Post by **Doug Beaumier** » 8 Aug 2006 8:19 pm

The Duck Pluckers are in Nevada. Their next gig is at Bubba’s Brew Pub.

It’s a pretty cool place, and they have a nice garden in the back.

The boys are staying at the best hotel in town.

It’s a 5 Star hotel... nothing but the finest.

They even have a storage area for guests

Doug Beaumier · Post by **Doug Beaumier** » 8 Aug 2006 8:33 pm

Bubba's niece plays some guitar.
She was hoping the Duck Pluckers could give her a couple of lessons.
They declined though because they're busy doing their laundry and watching TV.

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Doug Beaumier · Post by **Doug Beaumier** » 8 Aug 2006 8:38 pm

Stupid Guitar Players!

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Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 9:07 pm

LOL! You win! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 11:04 PM.]

Doug Beaumier · Post by **Doug Beaumier** » 8 Aug 2006 9:19 pm

Thanks Mike, but there are no winners here,
just the Duck Pluckers, Dumb and Dumber!

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 8 Aug 2006 9:51 pm

That's true.

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Ric Epperle · Post by **Ric Epperle** » 8 Aug 2006 10:31 pm

Unbelievable! LMAO

Ric Epperle · Post by **Ric Epperle** » 9 Aug 2006 12:12 am

Please... In no way let the "ZB" thread beat this one out...

Terry VunCannon · Post by **Terry VunCannon** » 9 Aug 2006 7:32 am

If their tour last as long as this thread, it will be the biggest money maker in history!!!...oh, by the way...is there a steel player in the band?

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 9 Aug 2006 8:42 am

Yes, Terry there is.
Go to the end of page one and then to page two of the thread to see how Lester came in to play steel pedal with the Duck Pluckers. (unfortunately, you have to to read this silly thread from the beginning to understand some of the stuff here

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chas smith R.I.P. · Post by **chas smith R.I.P.** » 9 Aug 2006 9:39 am

After spending too much time in the garden, they left Bubba's Brew Pub.

The lead guitar player is sitting in the passenger seat

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 9 Aug 2006 10:16 am

Good Lord!

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Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 9 Aug 2006 12:05 pm

When the boys aren't busy touring, they like to relax, so they unwind by going bowling at Rocmar's...

..it's a great place to watch chicks...

...and they love those cool shoes with the numbers on em...

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Larry Robbins · Post by **Larry Robbins** » 9 Aug 2006 12:57 pm

Or when the boys just want to relax!

Doug Beaumier · Post by **Doug Beaumier** » 9 Aug 2006 1:19 pm

There is a lounge in the bowling alley, and Jacko Fellatino entertains there every afternoon.
The Duck Pluckers have become big fans. They like his raw, unpretentious style.

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Doug Beaumier · Post by **Doug Beaumier** » 9 Aug 2006 1:44 pm

Just another stupid player![This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 09 August 2006 at 02:45 PM.]

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 9 Aug 2006 1:46 pm

The Farkus brothers sub for Jacko when he's out of town.

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