Any more PUNS left for steel album titles??

Pat Burns · Post by **Pat Burns** » 4 Aug 2003 5:39 pm

..you could put a picture of yourself standing next to your steel in a Superman suit on the CD cover and call it "Man of Steel"..gorgeous chick hanging on you is optional..

..you could put a picture of yourself leaning into your steel and getting the checkered flag about a half length in front of a NASCAR racer call it "Put the Pedal to the Metal"..no ballads on this one!..

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 5 Aug 2003 12:33 am

I love Jimmy Crawford's Steel Crazy.
The guys in a straightjacket on the cover, in front of the steel of course.

Steel Got The Blues
My Bar's Tender, But Steel Slidin' by
Baring Unforseen Circumstances, I'ze steel here.
Bar Codes and Codas
Belly Up To The Bar, Cause I Can't Get Closer
20 Strings, No Waiting
Take the D-10 to Texas
My Love Is Sliding Away
Slide Guitars and Honkytonk Bars (must be taken)
Lever Brothers
Twisted Knees and Broken Ankles
Sometimes I Steel
Too Many Notes To Bend
Darling, Steel My Heart
Steel Tuning
Double Necks and Double Beds
Geriatric Glissandos

There's People Steel in the Pews
Tar Heels and Pedal Steels[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 05 August 2003 at 12:49 PM.]

Bobby Lee · Post by **Bobby Lee** » 5 Aug 2003 9:32 am

You could do a Christmas album called "Bethlehem Steel".

Don't let them revenuers find your "Moonshine Steel".

It's a wonder that I'm "Steel Pickin' After All These Years".

If you're from western Pennsylvania, you might be a "Pittsburgh Steeler".

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Pat Burns · Post by **Pat Burns** » 5 Aug 2003 12:23 pm

..all ballads.."Asleep at the Steel"..

slick · Post by **slick** » 5 Aug 2003 3:15 pm

Stinking Steel
steel stinking
steel tho you broke my steel i love you steel
Lost in the steeling
I cant sit steel
Paranoid pedal pusher

Wayne

Mike Jones · Post by **Mike Jones** » 6 Aug 2003 1:09 pm

Asleep at the Steel was my choice, I was going to have nothing but rythmn tracks. With a picture of me with my head down on my guitar sleeping.
Cookie
Steel the One?
Steel Tired,
Bar None

John Cox · Post by **John Cox** » 6 Aug 2003 2:35 pm

Pedal Pope
Pedal pop
Reel in the Steel
Sanford & Steel
Steels never last(do they baby!)
20 strands of bailing wire
I'm a steel player and so am I
Things you can do with a bar
Table banjo

Dennis Detweiler · Post by **Dennis Detweiler** » 7 Aug 2003 1:37 pm

Change Polarity, I'm Welded
R2D2's Steel Hemroids
Steeling Osama's Camel
Pokin' The Rooster (The Flip Side)
Boil The Steel Down
Fat Tone With Steroids
Big Chords With 6 Inch Bar
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Mike Ihde · Post by **Mike Ihde** » 7 Aug 2003 9:51 pm

"Do you play Steel, or are you just happy to see me?"

Colm Chomicky · Post by **Colm Chomicky** » 8 Aug 2003 3:17 pm

A study of frequencies and amplitudes produced through string loading and release when applied to single, multi-stringed, semi-rigid platforms as modified by single movable steel cylinder coupled with various arrays of string tensometers under non-steady state conditions.

Jim Cohen · Post by **Jim Cohen** » 8 Aug 2003 3:23 pm

Sorry, Colm, but that one's already taken by Bill Hankey.

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 8 Aug 2003 5:36 pm

C.CH. & J.C. >> OTFL

Colm Chomicky · Post by **Colm Chomicky** » 9 Aug 2003 7:10 am

A White Hot Steel and a Pedaled Carnation. Myabe Marty Robbins got that one already?

or,

You Can't Roll a Steel through a Buffalo Herd? But then maybe Roger Miller beat me to that one, I forget.

Bobby Lee · Post by **Bobby Lee** » 9 Aug 2003 9:05 am

Rock Slide Area

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 9 Aug 2003 1:08 pm

Slip Sliding Away (of course you do the song too)
Slow Slide Into Oblivion
Back Away From The Bar and Slide On Outa Here
But Officer I Didn't Steel Saddam's Silver Bullit
Steel Town Blues

Rich Weiss · Post by **Rich Weiss** » 9 Aug 2003 1:57 pm

Pulp Steel.

Mike Ihde · Post by **Mike Ihde** » 9 Aug 2003 8:03 pm

"Honey, warm up my bar?"

erik · Post by **erik** » 10 Aug 2003 4:26 am

(insert name) and his Alphanumeric Abacus
Count To Ten

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Rodent Be Gone
12 tunes to a mouse free barn
by (insert name)
on his Rhymin' Rodent Ridder

instructions: play loud, turn up treble

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Puller Of Strings
by the Mapleboard Marionette Master-
(insert name)

Charles French · Post by **Charles French** » 10 Aug 2003 4:55 am

Steel This!

Colm Chomicky · Post by **Colm Chomicky** » 10 Aug 2003 9:10 am

"Steelborn"
But if a steeler were steelborn would the steeler steel be alive? Maybe just a dead head intead?

John Cox · Post by **John Cox** » 10 Aug 2003 9:55 am

Agro-hickus-pickus
Hannabl Lectur's finger slicer
Threading a running sewing machine

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 10 Aug 2003 11:55 pm

Born To Steel, And Now Behind Bars

Bobby Lee · Post by **Bobby Lee** » 11 Aug 2003 8:52 am

The Title of Jim Cohen's new CD is continued on the inside flap:

"Four to the Bar... but... a Waiter Survives"

Shaan Shirazi · Post by **Shaan Shirazi** » 11 Aug 2003 12:22 pm

You Can Steel Rock In America

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Colm Chomicky · Post by **Colm Chomicky** » 11 Aug 2003 7:21 pm

"Glisserados Waiting for a Refrain" (with my apologies to Guy Clark, and the Forum Members)

I played the Red River Valley
He’d sit in the kitchen and pick
Run his tone bar over seventy years of steeling
I wonder Lord has every bar I played gone dry?
We were friends me and this old man
Like two glisserados waiting for a refrain
Two glisserados waiting for a refrain

He was a drifter, a driller of knee level pilot holes,
A teacher, and old schoolman of the steel
Taught me how to pick his horn when he was too drunk to
He’d wink, learn’t me to finger block while watching girls
And our lives were like some old dusty Sho~Buds
Just like glisserados waiting for a refrain,
Like glisserados waiting for a refrain

Well, one day I looked up and he was pushing eighty
Brown tobacco stains down his pack-a-seat
To me he was a hero of this country
So what’s he doing all out of tune with rusty strings?
Just drinking beer and doing palm harmonics
We were glisserados waiting for a refrain
Glisserados waiting for a refrain

The day before he died I went to see him
I was grown, he almost gone
And we closed our eyes and dreamed us up a honky tonk
And we steeled one more verse to that old song
Come on, Jack, that refrain is coming

Glisserados waiting for a refrain
Glisserados waiting for a refrain