Top 10 signs of a Hack Steel Player,,,,

Jim Gorrie · Post by **Jim Gorrie** » 1 Jan 2006 6:20 am

. . . When you play and sound like ME ! !

Bob Smith · Post by **Bob Smith** » 1 Jan 2006 7:58 am

When you have to have your right hand fingers ,surgicly removed from the strings after playing 2 songs.

Steve Gorman · Post by **Steve Gorman** » 1 Jan 2006 9:17 am

When you have to use a piece of chalk to draw arrows on your photos!

Bill Moran · Post by **Bill Moran** » 1 Jan 2006 11:20 am

When you use an extra fret board to slide under the strings because the bass player won't tune in 440.
The night the band is being live taped, the
sound man leaves you out of the mix !

When you didn't relize the volumn pedal was
wide open when you kicked off Too Cold at Home @ Mark Chestnut

sending the guitar player running for cover.

Bill Moran
Almost a new HWP Mullen !

GARYPHILLIPS · Post by **GARYPHILLIPS** » 1 Jan 2006 8:11 pm

when the steel player that only plays three lick has a better steel then you do.

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Duane Reese · Post by **Duane Reese** » 1 Jan 2006 11:32 pm

when the steel player that only plays three lick has a better steel then you do.

When you are that steel player!

Richard Shelley · Post by **Richard Shelley** » 2 Jan 2006 12:24 pm

How about if you're the only guy at the Dallas show in shorts & moccasins? (like me!)

Brett Day · Post by **Brett Day** » 2 Jan 2006 1:25 pm

If someone comes up to you, not knowing how to pronounce Zumsteel and says, "Hey, does your steel say Zoomsteel? Brett, Emmons S-10, Morrell lapsteel, GFI Ultra D-10

Duane Reese · Post by **Duane Reese** » 2 Jan 2006 8:57 pm

Zoomsteel? Well now let's say you are using a Zoom floor processor... Then maybe it should (another possible sign of a hack by the way)

Drew Howard · Post by **Drew Howard** » 5 Jan 2006 4:22 pm

#1327. Arguing with Paul Franklin and Brett Mason, and losing, on various internet forums for the whole world to see. I can hear them talking now: "Some a-hole on the internet...oh, you too?"

Drew

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