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Alvin Blaine


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Picture Rocks, Arizona, USA
Post  Posted 5 Oct 2002 2:20 pm    
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A Cajun, leaving a bayou, was recently stopped by a game warden in Southern
Louisiana. The Cajun had two ice chests of fish. The game warden asked the
man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The Cajun replied, "Naw,
ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the
warden replied. "Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de
bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back
into dere ice chests and I take dem home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The Cajun looked at the game
warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren, I'll show you.
It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" the curious game warden
said. The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well,
what?" said the Cajun. "When are you going to call them back?" The game
warden asked. "Call who back?" the Cajun asked.
"The FISH." the irritated game warden answered. "What fish?"

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Paul Graupp

 

From:
Macon Ga USA
Post  Posted 5 Oct 2002 6:22 pm    
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Reminds me of the one where a game warden in disguise went fishing with a good ole boy and when they were out on the river, the GOB reached under his seat for a stick of dynamite, lit it and threw it into the river.

The game warden told him who he was and that he couldn't do that. GOB got a second stick, lit it and handed it the the game warden.........

Are you gonna sit thar or are you gonna fish ??

Paul
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R. L. Jones

 

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Lake Charles, Louisiana, USA
Post  Posted 6 Oct 2002 6:54 am    
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A government inspector knock on Jean Breaux door Rap Rap Rap, now Jean ,he`s watching the ball game, " now who`s dat ". He goes to see who it is , the man pulled out a card ,stuck it in Jeans face, this card allows me to check out your farm, Mr. Breaux. Ok Ok you go do dat ,me I got a ball game going. Now Jean he forgot to tell him watch out for dat mean old bull .
Den he heard some aufull yelling out back
he got up to go see, that government man was 2 steps ahead of that ole bull hollerin help help help , Jean Breaux holler and say show him your card

R. L.
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Alvin Blaine


From:
Picture Rocks, Arizona, USA
Post  Posted 7 Oct 2002 12:44 am    
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Hey R.L. I have an old Justin Wilson album with that one on it. I just about wore that record out 25 or 30 years ago.
And I still laugh when I hear it!
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Paul Graupp

 

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Macon Ga USA
Post  Posted 7 Oct 2002 5:43 am    
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Alvin: I had that record and another one as well ! They have long since been worn out and I can't remember half the jokes but it has a fond place in my memory. I think my favorite was the one about the two guys trading horses back and forth.....don't chu know we wuz bod makin a gud livin off n dat hoss ?? What a guy he was ! I surely miss him !!

Regards Paul
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R. L. Jones

 

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Lake Charles, Louisiana, USA
Post  Posted 7 Oct 2002 7:15 pm    
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Pierre and Tenom, been trying to sneek up on all dem duck in de pond , Tenom say Peirre see dem cow, "yah" Dem duck scared of dem cow, we need a cow suit. Dey dress up like a cow ,pierre in de front Tenom in de back, dey walk right up to the pond and dem duck dont fly. Tenom he say lets git`em now ,Pierre say no no , run run ,Dere comes the BULL
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R. L. Jones

 

From:
Lake Charles, Louisiana, USA
Post  Posted 16 Oct 2002 7:23 pm    
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Alton was really driving fast, Zipping in and out of the traffic,he failed to negotiate a curve .Off the road he went flying through the air,hit the ground ,rolled over and over.The car finally stopped,laying upside down.The cajun boy lay there for awhile, then began crawling out through the window. Just as he emerged from the car he looked up .saw that great big State Trooper. Thr Trooper in a gruff voice asked "what`s the matter with you boy , you drunk? The cajun boy said," Hrll Yes i`m drunk, You dont tought im one of dem wreckless drivers do you? hanh
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