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Tony Davis

Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Post Posted 9 Aug 2000 4:58 am     Reply with quote

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of central Africa. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Several weeks pass and the expedition party stumbles upon a three-foot-tall pigmy, standing near a immense dead dinosaur.
The scientist approaches the pigmy and asks, "Did you kill this dinosaur?"
"Yep!", replies the pigmy.
"But, it's sooooo big. And you're sooooo small!"
"Yep!", replies the pigmy.
"How the heck did you kill it?" asks the scientist.
"With my club", replies the pigmy.
"You're kidding! How big *is* your club?" asks the scientist.
The pigmy answers, "Well, there are about fifty of us..."
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