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Tony Davis


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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Post Posted 7 Aug 2000 3:27 am     Reply with quote

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out & wrapped the cloth,then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man who was standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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