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Donny Hinson


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Glen Burnie, Md. U.S.A.
Post  Posted 25 Oct 1999 5:32 pm    
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A taxicab operator was driving around one day, and happened to be flagged down by a Nun. The taxi driver couldn't help but notice how attractive the Nun was, and struck up a conversation...

"You know, Sister, I probably shouldn't say this, but I've always had a fantasy about Nuns, but I wouldn't want to embarass you with it."

"Tell me about it" said the Nun, "You needn't worry about my sensibilities."

"Well," the driver went on, "I always wanted to kiss a Nun...just once"

The Nun answered "I understand...and if you meet two criteria, I will fufill your fantasy." The Nun went on..."If you are single, and Catholic, I will agree to kiss you just once."

The taxi driver blurted out "Sure Sister, I'm a devout Catholic, and I've never been married!"

The Nun smiled and said "Pull over to the side of the road for a moment."

The driver complied, and the Nun leaned forward, and kissed the driver passionately.

When they finished, the driver pulled away and said sheepishly to the Nun "You know Sister, I have to admit now that I lied to you...I'm really Jewish, and I'm married!"

The Nun smiled and said "I, too, have a confession to make. I'm going to a Halloween party and my name is Bruce!"
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Steve Allison


From:
Eatonton,Ga. U.S.A.
Post  Posted 25 Oct 1999 6:01 pm    
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Holy $heet!!!!!!!!!!
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