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Topic: Your Super caption? |
Andy Volk
From:
Boston, MA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 5:07 am |
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LOIS LANE: "I really can't listen to that sound even one more time, Superman."
SUPERMAN: "Hmmm ... stay with Lois and give up the accordion ... forever?"
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Steel Guitar Books! Website: www.volkmediabooks.com |
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Jeff Garden
From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 5:12 am
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| "I'm beginning to wonder about you, Clark, and your need to play dress-up all of the time. It's really getting to be embarrassing when you insist on wearing spandex tights and a cape every time we go out in public!" |
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Craig Stock
From:
Westfield, NJ USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 5:16 am
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You ever notice Lois that there's forever a cloud above our heads wherever we go!
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Regards, Craig
I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet.
Today is tomorrow's Good ol' days |
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Andy Volk
From:
Boston, MA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 5:25 am
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good one, Craig! And one more from me .....
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Steel Guitar Books! Website: www.volkmediabooks.com |
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Rick Barnhart
From:
Arizona, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 5:42 am
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You’ve got to stop being so dramatic. How many times do I have to remind you?...the stone bar is made of jade...JADE!
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Clinesmith consoles D-8/6 5 pedal, D-8 3 pedal & A25 Frypan, Pettingill Teardrop, & P8 Deluxe. |
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Don R Brown
From:
Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 7:34 am
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LOIS LANE: How do you think it makes me feel when you use your X-ray vision on every hot girl that walks by?
SUPERMAN: Oh man, how do I get out of THIS one?
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Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun. |
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Jeff Garden
From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 7:45 am
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| "I'm not going to ask you to take the trash out again. It's been thoroughly scanned with a Kryptonite detector - I'm not falling for your lame excuses again." |
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Rick Barnhart
From:
Arizona, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 8:56 am
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...and another thing, Buster. So what, if you have the same initials as Calvin Klein, your custom finger picks Ron Landis made for you are JUST fine. We’re NOT sending them back just because you want yet something else with a giant S emblazoned on it!
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Clinesmith consoles D-8/6 5 pedal, D-8 3 pedal & A25 Frypan, Pettingill Teardrop, & P8 Deluxe. |
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Mike Ritchie
From:
Florida, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 12:06 pm
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Lois: Blah Blah Blah
Superman: Was tee of at 8:00 AM or 8:30 AM? |
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Brooks Montgomery
From:
Idaho, USA
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Posted 22 Feb 2021 7:05 pm Re: Your Super caption?
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[quote="Andy Volk"]
Lois: “So, now that you’ve had your second shot, and nobody has seen a hint of kryptonite anywhere in town, are you going to move your pedal steel out of the living room and back to the garage?”
Super Steeler: (to himself) “mmm, I might have to suffer some side effects of that second shot....not ready to go back to the garage...”
(This is a true story)
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A banjo, like a pet monkey, seems like a good idea at first. |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Jeff Garden
From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 23 Feb 2021 3:32 am
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| "You've been seeing Catwoman again haven't you? I got a call from the Public Health Office today and need to be tested for Cat Scratch Fever" |
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Peter Harris
From:
South Australia, Australia
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Posted 23 Feb 2021 6:05 am
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Yeah, right....Leaping tall buildings in a single bound is okay, but just WHEN are you going to get up on the roof and fix the damn Sat Dish ?
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If my wife is reading this, I don't have much stuff....really! |
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Godfrey Arthur
From:
3rd Rock
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Posted 23 Feb 2021 12:33 pm
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ShoBud The Pro 1
YES it's my REAL NAME! |
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Don R Brown
From:
Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 23 Feb 2021 1:14 pm
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He needs some Argaiv. 
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Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun. |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Godfrey Arthur
From:
3rd Rock
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Posted 23 Feb 2021 4:32 pm
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ShoBud The Pro 1
YES it's my REAL NAME! |
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Jon Zimmerman
From:
California, USA
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Posted 23 Feb 2021 5:01 pm
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Lois: “Why didn’t you stop Tiger Woods from serious injuries, big guy?”
S.Man: “ Who is Tiger Woods? Lois, we are from the ‘50’s. I don’t GO to future events
S. Man addit’l: “ I have all I can do to keep my X-ray eyes on the Invisible Man! He’s been showing up at Wonder Woman’s chaise lounge!”
(Doug: you ‘opened the door’) |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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