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Ian Rae


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Post  Posted 15 Jan 2021 10:50 am    
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My granddaughter (8) has just enquired
1.  Are there multiple tooth fairies, as she doubts one could handle it all?
2.  Can boy fairies do the same job?
3.  Are there other careers available to fairies, or is it just collecting teeth?
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jan 2021 11:00 am    
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Fairies can be godmothers when they get a bit older.

And they can be boat captains - there's a famous fairy who piloted "Cross The Mersey" on a daily basis. Smile
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jan 2021 11:15 am    
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1. Are there multiple tooth fairies, as she doubts one could handle it all?
Answer: "The Tooth Fairy takes care of all the children.
For adults, there's an evil man that does root canals."

2. Can boy fairies do the same job?
Answer: "Not as well" (served up with a wink)

3. Are there other careers available to fairies, or is it just collecting teeth?
Answer: "They can make you play like Buddy Emmons in three months. If you start practicing right now."

Edit: "They can make you play like Sarah Jory--if you start practicing right now" Winking
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jan 2021 3:05 pm    
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Jeff Garden wrote:

And they can be boat captains - there's a famous fairy who piloted "Cross The Mersey" on a daily basis. Smile


Gerry and the Pacemakers!
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 15 Jan 2021 3:41 pm    
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Don R Brown wrote:


Gerry and the Pacemakers!


Right you are, Don. All of these years later, "Gerry and the Pacemakers" sounds like some sort of cardiac medical practice.

Sadly, I just noticed that Gerry Marsden, the head Pacemaker, passed away several weeks ago.
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Ian Rae


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Redditch, England
Post  Posted 15 Jan 2021 4:23 pm    
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I was going to make a tasteless joke about batteries but thought better of it
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Craig Stock


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Westfield, NJ USA
Post  Posted 16 Jan 2021 6:45 am    
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Brian is a pretty good Ferry Winking
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Don Poland


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Hanover, PA.
Post  Posted 16 Jan 2021 8:53 am    
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Brooks Montgomery wrote:
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3. Are there other careers available to fairies, or is it just collecting teeth?
Answer: "They can make you play like Buddy Emmons in three months. If you start practicing right now." Winking......


Laughing
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 16 Jan 2021 9:01 am    
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The sky's the limit!
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