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Topic: Captioners... can you measure up? 📏📐👀 |
Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Craig Stock
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Westfield, NJ USA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 11:40 am |
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I think he has the Milk Cow Blues,....but in a good way 
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Regards, Craig
I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet.
Today is tomorrow's Good ol' days |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Jeff Garden
From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 1:01 pm
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| A glimpse of the photo section in Vito the Tailor's autobiography, "A Trip Down Mammary Lane" |
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Jeff Garden
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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 1:04 pm
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| Doug Beaumier wrote: |
Oscar has the ladies stand on a box so he can more accurately measure the vital areas! This guy really "nose" his work!  |
Oscar has them step up onto his homemade modeling box he coined, "The Eyeful Tower" |
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Craig Stock
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Westfield, NJ USA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 1:54 pm
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Well said Jeff!!I think Randy Newman was wrong about his Song 'Short People'!
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Regards, Craig
I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet.
Today is tomorrow's Good ol' days |
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Jim Cooley
From:
The 'Ville, Texas, USA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 2:00 pm
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| Shortly after, he invented Velcro. |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Don R Brown
From:
Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 6:03 pm
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"You let that hand drift down ONE more time, Shorty, and so help me I'll plug ya!"
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Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun. |
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Garry Vanderlinde
From:
CA
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Posted 6 Dec 2020 6:12 pm
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Oscar better mind his manners, she has her hand on her gun. You feeling lucky shorty?
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Jon Zimmerman
From:
California, USA
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Posted 10 Dec 2020 12:43 pm
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| “ Ah, lemme see here.. at 20 cents a button.. oh, I lost count again! Ah one, two...!” |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Alan Rudd
From:
Ardmore, Oklahoma
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Posted 21 Dec 2020 3:24 pm
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| At last, I know what I want to do when I grow up! |
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Dennis Brion
From:
Atwater, Ohio USA
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Posted 22 Dec 2020 4:34 pm Measure up
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Ok honey that's 38D, now lets get that inseam!
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1969 Custom built d10, Fender 25R practice amp,Dunlop pedal, Peavy Special 130 w/15" Blackwidow, Gretsch resonator, 41 Gibson 7 string lap steel, Epiphone flat top, 67 Epiphone Olympic |
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Jeff Garden
From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 22 Dec 2020 4:38 pm
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| Vito wisely had his safety glasses on |
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