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Topic: Can't Understand Simple Algebra |
Joey Ace
From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Posted 25 Nov 2020 10:02 am
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I could never understand algebra.
For example:
2n + 2n
Is foreign is to me. |
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Don R Brown
From: Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 25 Nov 2020 10:20 am
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 _________________ Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun. |
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Jim Cooley
From: The 'Ville, Texas, USA
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Posted 25 Nov 2020 10:35 am
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If I had a dollar for every time I used algebra after taking it in school, I would have X dollars. |
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Jeffrey Smith
From: Harvest, Alabama, USA
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Posted 25 Nov 2020 5:58 pm
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The answer is 42. Wait... what? |
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Joey Ace
From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Posted 26 Nov 2020 6:37 am
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I always thought algebra was something the Little Mermaid wears. |
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Don R Brown
From: Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 26 Nov 2020 9:10 am
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Joey Ace wrote: |
I always thought algebra was something the Little Mermaid wears. |
Size 36-Sea? _________________ Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun. |
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gary pierce
From: Rossville TN
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Posted 26 Nov 2020 1:32 pm
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Algebra was the name of the mule in the Little Rascals. |
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Dan Kelly
From: Boston, MA
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Posted 26 Nov 2020 3:38 pm
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Ancient Romans did not find algebra very challenging because X was always 10.
Before computers, we did Boolean algebra by hand. Everyone hated it.
It was all Boole sheet work.
A grammar teacher was lecturing his students on double negatives. He explains, "In some languages, take English, for example, if you were to use double negatives, it is the equivalent of a positive. It isn't considered proper grammar for that reason."
A student raises his hand. "Like in Algebra?"
"Exactly. However, in other languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. For those of you who are curious, there is no language where a double positive equals a negative."
A student piped up in the back. "Yeah, right." _________________ blah, blah, blah.
Hey You Kids! Get Off My Lawn!
blah, blah, blah. |
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Joey Ace
From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Posted 27 Nov 2020 9:17 am
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Q : Use the word geometry in a a sentence.
A: The little acorn grew up and said ... |
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Mike Bacciarini
From: San Luis Obispo, California
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Posted 27 Nov 2020 3:25 pm
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There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary.
Those who do, and those who don’t. _________________ MCI Arlington S-10 3+5, George L E-66, BJS & Emmons bars, Fender Princeton 65W, Fender Rumble 200, custom FX rack, 1983 Dobro 60D, SX-8 lap steel, Martin D16GT, Ibanez AS73, 1978 Rickenbacker 4000 custom. |
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Don R Brown
From: Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 27 Nov 2020 6:21 pm
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Mike Bacciarini wrote: |
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary.
Those who do, and those who don’t. |
Took a moment for it to click, but yes, you are correct!  _________________ Many play better than I do. Nobody has more fun. |
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