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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 28 Sep 2020 11:04 am    
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Yeah, I'm gonna discharge from here too. Never in the anals of forum history has a thread been more in the toilet than this one!
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Brooks Montgomery


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Post  Posted 28 Sep 2020 11:43 am    
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What a bunch of scatologists.
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Jeff Brown


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Annapolis Maryland, USA
Post  Posted 28 Sep 2020 4:27 pm     If you don't know $hit from Shinola...
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now you know the difference
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 28 Sep 2020 6:19 pm     Re: If you don't know $hit from Shinola...
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Jeff Brown wrote:

now you know the difference


Waxing prophetic Jeff?






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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 29 Sep 2020 6:58 am    
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———> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSbjDwU0aqY
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Erv Niehaus


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Litchfield, MN, USA
Post  Posted 29 Sep 2020 7:07 am    
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You've heard about being up s--- creek without a paddle.
Well here's the place you can take care of it:

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Brooks Montgomery


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Post  Posted 29 Sep 2020 8:38 am    
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Erv Niehaus wrote:
You've heard about being up s--- creek without a paddle.
Well here's the place you can take care of it:



There’s a saloon with live music just up from that store. To fly into the local airport, you’re only allowed a limited amount of baggage, with weight limitations. No way to bring all the band gear, had to use a lapsteel with a small amp.
Up Sh!t Creek...... without a .......
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Brooks Montgomery


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Post  Posted 29 Sep 2020 8:39 am    
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.....pedal.......

(Rimshot)
(the drummer only had a snare)
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Jon Zimmerman

 

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California, USA
Post  Posted 3 Oct 2020 4:08 pm     This has gone on long enough..
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HOLD IT ! wait for the beep🥺
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post  Posted 4 Oct 2020 4:31 am    
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Boy, this thread is really in the crapper...
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 4 Oct 2020 6:43 am    
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yes, this thread just “runs” on and on. It’s time to flush it away.
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Peter Harris

 

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South Australia, Australia
Post  Posted 5 Oct 2020 4:07 am    
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Doug Beaumier wrote:
yes, this thread just “runs” on and on. It’s time to flush it away.


No S--t ! Rolling Eyes
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Scott Duckworth


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Post  Posted 6 Oct 2020 3:51 am    
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Where's the plunger?


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Alan Rudd

 

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Ardmore, Oklahoma
Post  Posted 16 Oct 2020 5:59 am    
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My uncle and cousing started a new business cleaning septic tanks. There were a lot of interesting suggestions for names and slogans..."Shit, Yeah!" was my favorite, and the winning slogan, my own personal creation was, "If you drop it, we'll pick it up!" They had one guy look over their shoulder one day and exclaim,"I shore made a mess, didn't I!",and, of course, the all-time favorite, "Your #2 is our #1 priority"...
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Scott Duckworth


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Post  Posted 17 Oct 2020 3:47 am    
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We have a company that pumps septic tanks. Their truck's name...

"THE HONEY WAGON"
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Andy Volk


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Boston, MA
Post  Posted 17 Oct 2020 9:45 am    
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A Poem From my Elementary School Days:

In days of old
when nights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
they left their load beside the road
and walked away contented

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Alan Rudd

 

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Ardmore, Oklahoma
Post  Posted 19 Oct 2020 4:08 pm    
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Maybe you'd remember..."Here I sit in fumes and vapor, someone stole the toilet paper...the bell has rung, I will not linger, look out below, here comes my finger!!!
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 20 Oct 2020 10:47 am    
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