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Robert Thomas


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Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post  Posted 25 Mar 2020 10:57 am    
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While sharing Bible stories with a Sunday school class it was read, β€œThe man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee from the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”A student raised his hand and asked, β€œWhat happened to the Flea?”
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Erv Niehaus


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Litchfield, MN, USA
Post  Posted 25 Mar 2020 11:03 am    
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My wife was driving, looked back and turned into a telephone post. Whoa!
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Bill Miller


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Gaspe, Quebec, Canada
Post  Posted 25 Mar 2020 1:21 pm    
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A mother was telling her four year old about how St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. His response? " Did they have to sit in the back seat? "
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post  Posted 25 Mar 2020 1:45 pm    
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My Dad told me about sitting in church with his family as a small boy and wanting to know more about "Gladly, The Cross-eyed Bear" who was in the hymn Smile
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post  Posted 25 Mar 2020 4:45 pm    
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"Come, come ye saints! No toilet paper here!"
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 26 Mar 2020 5:06 am    
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I still recall going to preschool and the blessing we said before our milk and cookies or whatever. "God is gray, God is good, let us thank him for our food"

At least that's what I THOUGHT it said!
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b0b


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Cloverdale, CA
Post  Posted 26 Mar 2020 9:12 am    
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"Don't burn the toast. Granny is black toast intolerant."
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Joey Ace


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Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Post  Posted 26 Mar 2020 3:56 pm    
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I asked the receptionist at the hotel, "What room am I in?".

She replied, "The Lobby."
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Alan Rudd


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Ardmore, Oklahoma
Post  Posted 26 Mar 2020 5:59 pm    
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My son and family showed up one weekend and stayed a couple of days with us...the youngest, my grandson, told his Nana that she only lacked one thing, as he whispered, "Candy..." the boy has a serious sweet tooth! Lol! Love that kiddo! His Mom calls him the little "Alan Rudd".
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Paul King


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Gainesville, Texas, USA
Post  Posted 27 Mar 2020 1:50 am    
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A mother burnt the biscuits for breakfast. Her son said "Looks like we are having burnt offerings".
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Ian Rae


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Redditch, England
Post  Posted 27 Mar 2020 6:52 am    
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My granddaughter is seven, and already heading for a career in admin.
Her latest letter to the Tooth Fairy began
"As you will know from your previous visits..."
Cracked me up so much I forgot the rest Smile
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 27 Mar 2020 7:40 am    
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Paul King wrote:
A mother burnt the biscuits for breakfast. Her son said "Looks like we are having burnt offerings".


The way I heard that was "My wife treats me like a Greek god - she keeps giving me burnt offerings!"
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