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Lee Baucum


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Post  Posted 10 Feb 2020 7:58 pm    
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree.

Upon arrival, he started to swing his axe at a tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue."
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Ian Rae


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Post  Posted 11 Feb 2020 12:59 am    
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That is so bad it left me speechless
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Joachim Kettner


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Post  Posted 11 Feb 2020 3:58 am    
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Answered the tree sadly:"Oh you prefer a monologue?"
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Dennis Brion

 

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Post  Posted 11 Feb 2020 6:07 am    
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kind of a "sappy" joke!
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Jeff Garden


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Post  Posted 11 Feb 2020 6:54 am    
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The tree asked "why are you doing this to me?" The lumberjack responded "None of your business - I axe the questions around here" and promptly cut the tree down.
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Joe Breeden

 

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Post  Posted 12 Feb 2020 8:39 am    
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Bad, but I don't have anything better. Laughing
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Jeffrey Smith


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Post  Posted 24 Feb 2020 5:56 pm    
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After a long-winded tirade, the lumberjack cut down all the talking trees. "Dialogue, nothing..." he said, "I had a diatribe!"
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Jon Zimmerman

 

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Post  Posted 21 Mar 2020 12:49 pm    
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Once Sierra Club lawyers obtained a preLIMBinary injunction, the charges included TREEson against the axe man.
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 21 Mar 2020 1:10 pm    
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ACORNy joke for sure! You’re BARKing up the wrong tree with that one!
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 22 Mar 2020 8:26 am    
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 22 Mar 2020 10:12 am    
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aooww... thanks Godfrey. Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to get that image out of my mind! Surprised
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Jon Zimmerman

 

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Post  Posted 22 Mar 2020 10:17 am     Agree
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Godfrey: that’s one log the Bark Beatles WON’T go near.
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 22 Mar 2020 12:59 pm     Re: Agree
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Jon Zimmerman wrote:
Godfrey: that’s one log the Bark Beatles WON’T go near.


Jon Laughing


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aooww... thanks Godfrey. Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to get that image out of my mind!


Doug, yeah I sort of thought the same thing but since Spock was doing the honors thought it was "logical." Razz

Choked the crap out the crapper though...

Capn' JT was constipated...

Spock did a Vulcan mind-meld, didn't want to budge.



But the Vulcan extractor was the only tool for the job!




Scotty thought he could salvage the log and make dilithium crystals to power the ship.


But it was too tough to synthesize.


Sulu pulled out his Ginsu knife:


And made these

Happy 40th Enterprise!!! Razz
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