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Norman Markowitz

Santa Cruz, California
Post  Posted 25 Jun 2019 8:14 pm    
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Our teacher asked what our favorite animal was and I said, "Fried Chicken".

She said that I wasn't funny but she must not have been right because everybody laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened and he said that my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said that they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially beef, pork and chicken. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why and I told her it was because you could make fried chicken out of them. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't get it. My parents told me to always be honest but my tacher gets mad when I am. Today, my teacher asked me what famouse person I admired the most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now.....
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