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Tom T Taylor


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Methven,NEW ZEALAND
Post  Posted 12 Jun 2019 11:04 pm    
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On Breaking News...
Apparently an 18 wheeler loaded with Vick’s VapoRub has been in a rollover on the NorthEastern Turnpike. Reports say there has been no congestion for at least 8 hours
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Roy Carroll


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North of a Round Rock
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2019 4:44 am    
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In other news...
Police say gunmen hijacked an 18 wheeler full of Viagra.
They think it will be easy to catch them,
they're hardened criminals.
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Ian Rae


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Redditch, England
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2019 6:39 am    
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During the night someone dug a large hole in the middle of our street. All the police can tell us is that they're looking into it.
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2019 7:28 am    
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" I said, "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.”
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John N Norris


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Georgia, USA
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2019 10:06 am     Not to be sneezed at
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A highway patrolman said he stopped a guy and asked him what His hurry was. Said his wife was fixing to get pregnant and he wanted to be there when it happened. Patrolman said he laughed and just let him go.
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Erv Niehaus


From:
Litchfield, MN, USA
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2019 10:45 am    
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A patrolman stopped me and asked if I had any ID.
I said: "About what?" Whoa!
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Tom T Taylor


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Methven,NEW ZEALAND
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2019 7:29 pm    
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Thieves have stolen the toilet from our local Police Station. Enquirers are continuing but for the time being they have nothing to go on.
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Joey Ace


From:
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Post  Posted 14 Jun 2019 7:45 am    
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After air attacks on Israel's third largest city, a local gang stole merchandise from damaged stores.

Police are currently looking these Haifa Looting Criminals.
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Jim Cohen


From:
Philadelphia, PA
Post  Posted 24 Jun 2019 6:36 pm    
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."
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Erv Niehaus


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Litchfield, MN, USA
Post  Posted 25 Jun 2019 7:08 am    
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A drunk came staggering into the house in the wee hours of the morning.
His wife met him at the door and said: "So, home is the best place after all!"
The drunk replied: "No, it's the only place open." Whoa!
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Bill McCloskey


Post  Posted 25 Jun 2019 7:35 am    
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Officer pulled me over and said "You been drinking?" I said "You buying?", and we laughed and laughed.....

And now I need bail money.
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