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Robert Thomas

Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post  Posted 23 Jun 2019 1:48 pm    
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Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “Electricians are the best. Everything inside is color coded.”

The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are. Everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

Upon hearing his colleagues’ statements, the third surgeon declared, “You’re both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no gonads, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the derriere are interchangeable.”
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Mike Bacciarini

San Luis Obispo, California
Post  Posted 24 Jun 2019 12:06 pm    
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Amen brother!

I heard that the word Politics can be best understood by breaking it down to it's components:

poli... = many

tics... = blood-sucking parasites
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