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Robert Thomas


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Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post  Posted 15 Apr 2019 2:18 am    
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An atheist was walking through the woods.

“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

Then while walking beside a river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky, saying: “You deny My existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect Me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

“Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
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Godfrey Arthur


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Post  Posted 15 Apr 2019 2:24 am    
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Laughing



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Don Kuhn


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Poetry/Terrell ,Texas, USA
Post  Posted 15 Apr 2019 6:31 pm    
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As I'm still laughing that was a good one
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post  Posted 15 Apr 2019 8:22 pm    
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That there bear sure has eaten a whole bunch of Atheists over the years, judging by how many times it's been around. But funny regardless!

By any chance did that bear need glasses? Was his name Gladly?








You ARE familiar with Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear, aren't you?


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