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Robert Thomas


From:
Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 11 Oct 2018 1:22 am     Reply with quote

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”
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Joey Ace


From:
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Post Posted 11 Oct 2018 7:36 am     Reply with quote

Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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gary pierce


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Rossville TN
Post Posted 11 Oct 2018 1:45 pm     Reply with quote

Thats about as bad as a skeleton walking into a bar, and asking for a beer, and a towel.
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Don R Brown


From:
Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 11 Oct 2018 3:31 pm     Reply with quote

gary pierce wrote:
Thats about as bad as a skeleton walking into a bar, and asking for a beer, and a towel.


Bartender says "Nope, no way, I can see right through you, buddy!"
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Lee Baucum


From:
McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) The Final Frontier
Post Posted 11 Oct 2018 7:10 pm     Reply with quote

I love "walks into a bar" jokes.

Here are a bunch more:

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Jon Zimmerman


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California, USA
Post Posted 11 Oct 2018 10:59 pm     Reply with quote

A group of baseball players leave the bullpen and head straight into a local bar.. but they walk right past the barstools and begin to gyrate all about the room.
The bartender sighs, "Somehow I knew you guys would all wind up here at my bar".
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Charlie McDonald


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out of the blue
Post Posted 12 Oct 2018 4:30 am     Reply with quote

A lawyer walks into the bar.
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Rick Barnhart


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Arizona, USA
Post Posted 12 Oct 2018 7:21 am     Reply with quote

Joey Ace wrote:
Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"


Marty Robbins walks in a bar. Bartender: “why the long song?”
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Erv Niehaus


From:
Litchfield, MN, USA
Post Posted 12 Oct 2018 8:47 am     Reply with quote

A duck walks into a bar and orders a cup of corn.
The bartender says: "We don't serve corn in here".
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and orders a cup of corn again.
The bartender says: "I told you, we don't serve corn in here".
The third day the duck walks into the bar and orders more corn.
The bartender says: "I'm telling you for the last time, we don't serve corn in here and if you ever ask for corn again, I'm going to nail your beak to the wall!"
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks: "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender says: "No, we don't".
So the duck says: "Then give me a cup of corn." Whoa!
Erv
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Godfrey Arthur


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Philippines
Post Posted 12 Oct 2018 9:11 am     Reply with quote


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Mike Bacciarini


From:
San Luis Obispo, California
Post Posted 12 Oct 2018 2:00 pm     Reply with quote

Two guys walking down the street. One of them walks into a bar, but the other one ducks just in time.
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