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Robert Thomas


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Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 12 Jun 2018 2:44 am     Reply with quote

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell the Almighty the news.

The scientist walked up to Him and said, “God, we’ve decided we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so if you don’t mind, we’ll just take over from here.”

God listened patiently and kindly to the scientist, and then said, “Very well, how about this, we’ll have a man-making contest,” to which the scientist replied, “OK, great!”

God added, “Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”

The scientist said, “No problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You get your own dirt!”
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Ron Anderson


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Keystone Colorado, USA
Post Posted 12 Jun 2018 9:46 am     Reply with quote

AMEN to that!
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Archie Nicol


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Post Posted 12 Jun 2018 3:09 pm     Reply with quote



wharch?
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Andy DePaule


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Post Posted 12 Jun 2018 8:18 pm     Yup Reply with quote

Yup, Amen to that....
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 13 Jun 2018 6:57 am     Reply with quote

It's a dirty joke, Arch, you wouldn't get it.
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Joey Ace


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Post Posted 13 Jun 2018 7:56 am     Reply with quote

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