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Robert Thomas

Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post  Posted 12 Jun 2018 2:44 am    
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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell the Almighty the news.

The scientist walked up to Him and said, “God, we’ve decided we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so if you don’t mind, we’ll just take over from here.”

God listened patiently and kindly to the scientist, and then said, “Very well, how about this, we’ll have a man-making contest,” to which the scientist replied, “OK, great!”

God added, “Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”

The scientist said, “No problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You get your own dirt!”
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Ron Anderson

Keystone Colorado, USA
Post  Posted 12 Jun 2018 9:46 am    
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AMEN to that!
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Archie Nicol

Ayrshire, Scotland
Post  Posted 12 Jun 2018 3:09 pm    
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I'm well behaved, so there!
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Andy DePaule

Saigon, Viet Nam & Harrisburg, Oregon
Post  Posted 12 Jun 2018 8:18 pm     Yup
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Yup, Amen to that....
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Charlie McDonald

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Post  Posted 13 Jun 2018 6:57 am    
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It's a dirty joke, Arch, you wouldn't get it.
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Joey Ace

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Post  Posted 13 Jun 2018 7:56 am    
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